Columnists 401 - 600 Sitemap

• I'm Not Qualified to Write This Post
• Black People Love Dancing Elmos (And Other Cultural Trends I Know Nothing About): The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Disease is Literally Falling From the Sky
• Timberlake Speaks Out! But at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, so Very Few People Hear.
• I Hope She Had A Magazine: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• Hannah Montana Should Date the Cracked Readers
• Ashley Dupre to Headline SXSW 2009!
• What The Internet Was Made For: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• CNN Helps You Decide Which Corner Of America Is Going To Hell Sooner
• Cracked Rates RateMyCop.com
• Jim Carrey Hits A New Low: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Eliot Spitzer and Jim McGreevey: Profiles in Dignity
• I For One Welcome Our New Robotic Dog Overlords: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Lindsay Lohan Is Boring, But FoxNews Doesn't Care
• Nobody Ever Said Parenting Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Aging Beatle Ravaged by Gull-Faced Harpy!
• Robin Williams is a Sexual Deviant
• Guitar Hero DS Opens Up Brand New Looking-Like-A-Douche Possibilities: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• I Will No Longer Sleep With Tina Fey If She Asks Me To
• A New Beatles Album You Won't Buy (But I Will)
• McCain Camp Reaches Out To Young Voters On The YouTubeNet: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Cracked Teaches You How To Win The Radiohead Video Contest
• Should Cracked boycott the Beijing Olympics?
• Hammacher Schlemmer Makes Dreams Come True: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Dodging Sniper Fire Is The New Not Having Sexual Relations With That Woman
• Fuck Iraq - Carson, California Is The REAL War Zone: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Smashing Pumpkins Sues Instead Of Holding Its Breath Until It Turns Blue
• Boondock Saints 2: Bad Idea or Terrible Idea?
• How To Stay A Virgin For The Rest Of Your Life: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• In The End, The Slogan "Free Tibet" Barely Won Out Over "OH SHIIIT, I'M ON FIIIRE!"
• Are These Visions of Things As They Will Be, Or Things As They Might Be?
• Dr. Pepper, Axl Rose and a Completely Unrelated Video: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• It's Just A Stupid Baby
• Angelina Jolie Has Diabetes and is Going to Sleep With Me, and Other Proof That God is Dead
• Haitian Weather Reports Are Unhelpful, Baffling And Awesome: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Dancing With The Children of Men!
• Black Men are after our women: Vogue
• Apparently It's Illegal To Have Sex With A Picnic Table In Public: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Pedophilia. But, You Know, the Good Kind.
• Nizziche Tizzarget Dizzemographics Are The Shizznit: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• First Look At Oliver Stone's George W. Bush Movie
• Sports And ABBA Is Like Farts And Cars: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• The Top Nine Rejected American Apparel Billboards Featuring Woody Allen
• Mexico Just Got A Whole Lot Awesomer (There's Emo Blood Involved)
• Comedy Just Ain't What It Used To Be: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• O'Briographicon: The Wave of the Future
• Is There Anything More Despised Than A Lawyer Representing the Record Industry? What About a French One?
• Amazing New MIT Robot Can Make Faces, Point At Stuff and Make Me Yawn: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• If Books Weren't Dead, I Would Be Famous Right Now
• Surprisingly Ineffectual: 100 French Cops on Rollerblades
• If The Internet Is A Grade School Cafeteria We're All Stepping On Our Food And Eating It: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Scenes from the 2008 Olympic Games, As Reported By The Chinese National Press News Skim
• Internet Tattoos Are A Great Idea: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• 10 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN The Other Night
• Eat Shit, Webbys!
• Beamz™ Is The Dumbest Product Ever Made: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Not A Video of Teen Girls Beating Their Schoolmate Senseless: The Daily 4PMer (EST)!
• Youtube, The Female Cast of The OC, and a Leather Riding Crop: Together at Last
• My Name Is Michael Swaim And I Love Chris Crocker: The Friday 9AMer (PST)!
• Stop, Collaborate and Beat Your Wife
• Dick + Naked Woman = Extremely Misleading Headline (NSFW if You Squint)
• Nobody Ever Said The Rap Game Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Cracked Purchases Marilyn Monroe Blow Job Tape.
• Just Another Day In Tokyo: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Madonna: Fuglier Than A Keebler Elf
• South African People to Nelson Mandela: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
• X-Files: I Want To Believe (That Gillian Anderson Thinks I'm Sexy)
• You Know What You Are? A Self-Loathing Goat: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• I'd Start A Chant About How Much I Hate Wii Fit, But I Can't Think Of Anything Insulting That Rhymes With "Fit"
• The Democratic Debates Are Over (And Colbert Won)
• The First And Last Time I'll Ever Work For Steve Ballmer: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• I Challenge Hannah Montana to a Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match
• How To Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie
• Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• 15 Cool Things to Do With Your Helicopter
• Help Me Ruin Dilbert!
• Aggravated Assault: AKA How To Handle A Heckler With Style and Finesse
• How A Bitch Get Her Eye Swole Up (Hint: It's By Asking A Dude To Let Her Smell His Dick): The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Guitar Hero News You Had No Way of Possibly Predicting
• Is Safety Abroad a Phallusy? Protecting Your Privates from Penis Pirates
• FatMan27183141 Is A One-Trick Pony: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• Cracked's Dan O'Brien to Host Late Night?
• Hey, Remember This Movie? I Hope So, Because All The Jokes In This Post Kind Of Depend On It.
• A Compelling Argument For Unemployment: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• 11 Grand Theft Anecdotes
• Nobody Ever Said Being A Porn Star Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Jack Thompson Discovers Greater Gaming-Related Threat Than GTA IV
• Back In My Day Vehicular Rampages Were For Grownups: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• 4 Sure-Fire Ways To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Screwing Justin Timberlake
• I'm Better Than John Mayer at a Number of Things
• What A Fat White Kid And A Car Full Of Death-Defying Muslims Have In Common: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• The Hendrix Sex Tape: Ushering In A New Era Of Celebrity Humiliation
• The First Annual Cracked Fat Jokes Festival! Get It While It's Legal!
• Anyone Want A Copy Of GTA IV? I'm Over It: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• ROFLCon, Another Nerd Party Cracked Wasn't Invited To
• Hate By Numbers: 6 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN's Bikini Teacher Report
• Nobody Ever Said Being A National Joke Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• A big day for pornography in Cuba
• Nikko Electronics Unveils The Most Effective Birth Control Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• The Ultimate Scientology Video Finally Reveals The Secret To Unlocking Your Thetans
• Innocent Disney Movie Or Harbinger Of The Apocalypse? The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Giving The Weirdos Their Due: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• The 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors Ever (An Obituary)
• Florida Threatens To Secede, America Goes Back To Sleep
• Now That Was Entertainment! The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• 5 Things The Cracked Readers Apparently Want to Read About
• 8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews Fat Cops Report
• American TV Sucks. Thanks For Rubbing It In, Japan: The Daily Nooner (EST)
• The Weather Channel Sex Scandal: Oxymoron No Longer
• How Do You Insure a Drunken Superhero?
• The Most Anticlimatic Story Of All Time: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Actually Same Person?!
• Apparently Bill O'Reilly Has ALWAYS Been A Douche: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• BJ The Messenger Attackheads Some Crackheads, Invents A Word In The Process: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• The Funky Bunch Have Some Bad News For Mark Wahlberg
• "Boober" From Fraggle Rock: Great Character Name, or Best Character Name Ever?
• The End Of The Road (Sort Of): The Friday Nooner (EST)!
• Mencia Mania Starts Here! (A Carlos Mencia Primer)
• 12 Things That Pissed Me Off About Larry King's Barbara Walters Inteview
• The Top 5 Nooners: #5. Now That's an Expensive Hat!
• Isabella Rossellini Pornography! (Prepare For Disappointment. Unless You Like Crazy Shit, That Is.)
• Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow!
• Top 5 Nooners: #4. Apparently Pedophilia is Hilarious in Europe
• Pirates XXX II: Pirates LX?
• The Top 5 Nooners #3: Local TV News Is Hard Work
• CNN.com Readers More Infuriating Than Cracked Readers (And That's Saying Something)
• The Top 5 Nooners: #2 The Greatest Video I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life
• The Top 5 Nooners: #1 Things That Rhyme With
• Rivers Cuomo's Vlog May Get A Song Written, But At What Cost?
• Magibon: A Crippling Addiction
• 7 Reasons Kid Rock's New Song Might be the Worst Ever
• Flying Dildos Are The New Che Guevara: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
• Baseless Indiana Jones 5 Speculation! Bonus: Penis!
• Nude Woman Steals 40K In Jewelry (You Don't Even Want to Know Where She Hid It)
• Sharon Stone Is A Hateful Witch (And A Video Of Old Men Waving)
• Scientology Wants Miley Cyrus: So Which Should Be Scared?
• An Open Letter to Scientology Regarding the Evils of Miley Cyrus
• 4 Reasons You're Going To Hate The New Mike Myers Movie
• Why I'm Better Than The Mars Lander
• Metal Gear Solid 4 may or may not have insanely long cut scenes
• Unsung Heroes: 5 YouTube Users Who Will Never Become Famous
• Tama The Train Station-Managing Cat Speaks Out On Homeless Japanese People Living In Closets
• The U.S.S. Enterprise (Is Getting P.U.S.S.Y. Tonight) (feat. MC's Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)
• The Boston Celtics vs Wonder Woman
• Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
• D & D 4th Edition: Scourge of the Insufferable Prick
• 20 Reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.
• The 5 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Products Money Can Buy
• They Make Our Crazy Mass Murderers Seem Almost Pleasant
• Unprotected Sex And The City
• Money-Saving Tips with Dan O'Brien
• The 6 Most Underwhelming Moments from the iPhone 3G Debut
• Coming Soon: The Most Unnecessary Comic Book Reboot Ever
• Airplane Movie Reviews: Cloverfield & Vantage Point
• 5 Lessons American TV Should Learn From Japanese Game Shows
• The Best Stan Winston Creations Of All Time
• Illegal Animal Trafficking is Grrrrrreat!
• An Infinite List of Reasons Anne Hathaway Should Turn to Dan O'Brien for Comfort
• BEHOLD! FoxNews Creates Legal Controversy ... Out Of Thin Air!
• 1 Reason Not To See The Dark Knight
• How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant
• 7 Words You Can't Say On The Internet (Without Starting A Flame War)
• The Shaq I Know
• 5 Reasons You're Going To Hate "Hancock"
• Hologram Technology By 2010, Laser Swords To Follow
• 15 Reasons Canada is better than your country
• Websense Is Nonsense (And It Thinks This Column Is "Tasteless")
• Is Wall-E Really About An Aging Gay Robot?
• Los Angeles: Home To Movie Stars, The Wayans Brothers, And Me
• Independence Day: Exposed!
• Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (or I Really Truly Hate The Other Four Cracked Columnists)
• I Cannot Tell A Lie: George Washington Was An Iroquois Freedom Fighter
• 7 Troubling Questions About Science's Pursuit of Robot Sex
• Proof Brendan Fraser Is The Happiest Man Alive
• Pull It Together, Guillermo
• Five New Actors to Play Sherlock Holmes
• The Most Irresponsible Science Lesson Ever Taught (Or I'm Sick And I Don't Want To Blog So Here's A Bunch Of Random Stuff On My Mind)
• 16 Facts about France of dubious verity.
• Digg This!: 7 Cheats for Hitting The Front Page of Digg
• 8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-Ass Ways
• Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation
• Why does the Wii even exist?
• 4 Celebrities Who Just Might be Superhero Alter-Egos
• At Last, I Can Combine Drinking And Overeating In A Way That Doesn't Get Me Arrested
• To Answer Your Question In Advance, Ladies: Yes, I Will Sleep With You
• 6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song (Or Screw You Dan O'Brien -- A Tribute To Dan O'Brien)
• Cuil is the new Google-Killer: Idiots
• The Drunk Idiot's Guide to Twitter
• It's Easier Than You Think to Accidentally Audition For Porn
• CNN vs. Fox: Battle For The Lamest Jesus Story Ever
• The top 5 Reasons why Cracked is (finally) better than MAD
• 5 Scientific Theories That Will Make Your Head Explode
• Unknown Blogger To Challenge Google to Death Race
• No HBN Today.
• Orson Scott Card Wants YOU (To Rise Up Against The Gay Menace)
• What the Olympics Really Mean to China
• The (Mentally Ill) Idiot's Guide To Amazon.com
• Announcing The Arrival Of The Gayest Baby Ever
• Man Tries to Destroy Cracked, Receives Swift Justice (7 Years Later)
• CNN Wants You To Hate Boobs (or My Cracked Family Is Just Tops In My Book)