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Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Penn Jillette Wants to Talk It All Out
Penn Jillette Wants to Talk It All Out

The outspoken magician/comedian/writer talks to Cracked about leaving behind Libertarianism, why he’s worried about the future and how Trump is even worse than you think

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Niecy Nash-Betts Had A ‘Reno 911’ Prosthetic Butt With An Unlikely Prince Connection
Niecy Nash-Betts Had A ‘Reno 911’ Prosthetic Butt With An Unlikely Prince Connection

The model for Nash-Betts’ fake butt helped the ‘Reno 911’ star meet Prince

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5 Celebrity Gaffes More Embarrassing Than That One Thing You Did
5 Celebrity Gaffes More Embarrassing Than That One Thing You Did

It was close, given how embarrassing that thing you did was

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How Far Back in Time Would You Have to Go for Kevin Hart to Be Tall?
How Far Back in Time Would You Have to Go for Kevin Hart to Be Tall?

People used to be shorter, so…

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Twenty Years Ago, Tina Fey Was on the Rise. How Do We Feel About Her Now?
Twenty Years Ago, Tina Fey Was on the Rise. How Do We Feel About Her Now?

The original ‘Mean Girls’ came out in 2004. Now, the film musical is arriving in theaters. The public perception of the woman behind both movies has shifted a lot during that time. Did she change or did we?

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15 Batshit Crazy, Old-Timey Magazine Ads Featuring Comedy Royalty
15 Batshit Crazy, Old-Timey Magazine Ads Featuring Comedy Royalty

Nothing’s funnier than the idea of booze and cigarettes being good for your health

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One of Jerry’s Girlfriends on ‘Seinfeld’ Now Has Three Times His Net Worth
One of Jerry’s Girlfriends on ‘Seinfeld’ Now Has Three Times His Net Worth

She’s worth $3 billion, but she still can’t spare three squares

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8 Celebrity Recipes That Would Kill You Today
8 Celebrity Recipes That Would Kill You Today

Two raw eggs whipped into a glass of warm milk? Delicious!

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5 of the Most WTF Celebrity Alter Egos
5 of the Most WTF Celebrity Alter Egos

I have a soul patch, and I’m sad now!

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Who Decided Mark Wahlberg Was Hilarious?
Who Decided Mark Wahlberg Was Hilarious?

The Oscar-nominated star has decent comedic chops, but as the abysmal ‘The Family Plan’ proves, he doesn’t understand what makes him funny

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This Issue of ‘Seventeen’ Might Be the Most Cursed Ever
This Issue of ‘Seventeen’ Might Be the Most Cursed Ever

And more comedy highlights from the issue

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5 CEOs Caught Being Petty As Hell
5 CEOs Caught Being Petty As Hell

Billionaires are people too! Frequently bad people!

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5 Celebrities Who Died Ludicrously Preventable Deaths
5 Celebrities Who Died Ludicrously Preventable Deaths

Icons that could have been saved by stepping a little bit to the left

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Chevy Chase’s Fall at ‘Christmas Vacation’ Event Doesn’t Even Make Personal Top Ten
Chevy Chase’s Fall at ‘Christmas Vacation’ Event Doesn’t Even Make Personal Top Ten

C’mon, Chevy, you can fall funnier than that

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Norman Lear’s Family Sang His TV Theme Songs As He Passed Away
Norman Lear’s Family Sang His TV Theme Songs As He Passed Away

Lear’s son-in-law reveals that the legend’s final moments were spent ‘Movin’ on up’

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