Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Dakota Johnson Lied To The Entire Internet About Her Viral Zest For Limes

Dakota Johnson, we can (vitamin) C right through you.


Shocking! 'Bachelorette' Couple Who Got Engaged after Two Weeks of Dating Splits

Wow! Who could have ever seen this coming!


'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon

I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...


Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?

Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.


4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Have Reversed Completely

The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?


4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work

Spokespeople the deserve fame beyond their ability to make us buy stuff ...


5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With

Just because they're famous doesn't mean they're not trash.


Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can

Aunt Becky is back!


Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s

Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself.


Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)

Continuing our look at the famous and infamous that you may have missed passed away in 2020.


Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)

The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.