Cracked Archive - Sports

4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now

The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?

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Being Named Dan Snyder Is About To Suck

As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.

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WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One

This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league.

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Pro-Sports Forgot What Happened During The Last 'Pandemic Championship'

The 1919 Stanley Cup Finals were played during the influenza outbreak. It didn't end well.

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NASCAR Has The Most Anti-Cop Origins Imaginable

Supporting the police protests is completely in line with Nascar's history.

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Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck

It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.

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NBA Games Are Gonna Be Weird

Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.

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It's Past Time For Drew Brees To Understand The Point Of Kneeling

There's a football pun here about fumbles or false starts, but Brees was just outright stupid.

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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game

Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.

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Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World

Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.

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Nobody Needs A 10-hour Tom Brady Documentary

Tom Brady played for an organization that's not going to give up anything remotely interesting about this man.

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This Extremely Stupid Man Accidentally Saved Thousands Of Lives

Rudy Gobert is the worst kind of hero, but he's the one we're stuck with.

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Resuming Sports Right Now Is A Remarkably Dumbass Idea

We must protect Gardner Minshew II at all costs.

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NFL Player Earl Thomas And His Brother Are Weird AF

This is going to make for a strange family reunion.

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Taiwan Is Hosting Earth's Best (And Only) Baseball Games

Taiwan was rewarded for its handling of this crisis by actually getting their sports back on time, and they're making the most of it.

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