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Trump Seems To Get Rattled By Something He Rarely Hears: Follow Up Questions
This should be the standard from now on for interviewing all Presidents.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 05, 2020
Those 'Chinese Mystery Seeds' Are Probably Normal Seeds (But Maybe Still Worry)
They could still be a problem, just not for the reason you might think.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 05, 2020
12 Boss Movie & General 'Now You Know' Facts
A little 'huh' to break up your day.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- August 04, 2020
'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?'
The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived
- By David Wong
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- August 04, 2020
The Lincoln Project Isn't Fooling Anyone
The Lincoln Project is the political equivalent of the Vice Principal flipping his chair at an assembly and trying to rap.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 04, 2020
What Is Up With Trump's New Postmaster General?
Trump's new guy seems to hate the postal service as much as he does.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 03, 2020
We Don’t Have To Talk About Every Earthquake
Guys, your bed shook a little. Chill.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 31, 2020
So, How Are Terrorists Holding Up During This?
Evil in the time of corona.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 31, 2020
35 Days Later, Officers Figure Out The Starbucks Thing Wasn't A Tampon
The Starbucks tampon mystery has been solved.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 30, 2020
Are Billionaire Donations Really Worth Celebrating?
No one should be in a position to cavalierly give away 30 billion dollars because nobody should have 30 billion dollars.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 30, 2020
5 Ways Crime Is Getting Weird During This
Everyone's had to make changes right now. Even law breakers.
- By Andrea Meno
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- July 30, 2020
'Umbrella Guy' Smashing Windows At George Floyd Protest Is Allegedly A White Supremacist
There are people who pretend to be a part of BLM, but are actually white supremacists. Unfortunately, not all of them can be identified by their umbrellas.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 29, 2020
Uh, Maybe Don't Listen To The Demon Sperm Lady
Before conservative Americans start declaring themselves Immanuelsexuals, they might wanna look into what else she believes.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 29, 2020
Enough With Empty Social Media Challenges Already
We've fallen far from the halcyon days of the Ice Bucket Challenge.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 29, 2020
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