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Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave
Let's hope the bookstore sells ouija boards ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 22, 2021
5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But
While The Epoch Times may look like an ordinary newspaper, it's actually a one-way ticket to Conspiracyville.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 22, 2021
Shocking: Questionable NYC Pickup Artist Arrested After Alleged Involvement in Capitol Siege
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 21, 2021
5 Surreal News Stories You Might've Missed
It’s understandable if you haven’t really noticed anything going on in the world that doesn’t concern its very survival, politically or literally.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 21, 2021
Correction: President Trump Pardoned Steve Bannon After All
Well, that happened.
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 20, 2021
How President Trump Will Spend His Last Hours as Commander in Chief
One more day ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 19, 2021
President Trump Will Reportedly Issue 100 Pardons, Commutations During His Last Full Day In Office
Yep, definitely *not* a suspicious move from someone who was impeached twice ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 18, 2021
'Burn After Reading' Predicted Part of This Mess
'The Simpsons' has some stiff competition on its hands in terms of predicting the future....
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 18, 2021
5 Dumb Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now
2020 is over, but the garbage conspiracies it helped unleash remain.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- January 17, 2021
Confederate Flag-Wielding Insurgent Surrenders, Surprise Surprise
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 15, 2021
Rudy Watch: 'Borat 2' Star Giuliani Faces Consequences of His Actions, Trump's Wrath
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 15, 2021
4 Reasons the Guy Who Runs CNN is a Supervillain (Basically)
Meet the bozo who turned American politics into Game of Thrones.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 15, 2021
11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached
To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb's Evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz --
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 14, 2021
Brands ... Leave The Slacktivism To Your Personal Accounts
Just as much as a can of Pepsi isn't the cure for racism, a can of Coke isn't a fix for democracy.
- By Max Mitchem
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- January 14, 2021
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