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5 Corrections That Only Raise Further Questions
5 Corrections That Only Raise Further Questions

It would have been nice if the news had never had to issue these corrections

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5 Wholesome Companies Built on a Mountain of Lies
5 Wholesome Companies Built on a Mountain of Lies

Turns out it’s prison labor that’s making those foods so whole

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A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will
A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will

Thanks to Gillian Anderson in ‘The X-Files,’ we’re all gay now

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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita

One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant

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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction

An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter

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4 People Who Accidentally Confessed to Murder
4 People Who Accidentally Confessed to Murder

No takesies-backsies

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5 Ridiculous Attempts at Corporate Cost Cutting
5 Ridiculous Attempts at Corporate Cost Cutting

Is the cost of free coffee worth an uprising?

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5 Tax Hacks That Are Just Straight-Up Fraud
5 Tax Hacks That Are Just Straight-Up Fraud

Turns out the IRS doesn’t care what that guy on Reddit said

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New Year, New Job? FlexJobs Can Help
New Year, New Job? FlexJobs Can Help

Remote work has never been so easy

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5 of the Worst Landlords Ever (And That’s Saying Something)
5 of the Worst Landlords Ever (And That’s Saying Something)

McDonald’s tastes all that much worse when you know they own $28.4 billion in real estate

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Oh Thank God, Banksy Is In Ukraine
Oh Thank God, Banksy Is In Ukraine

Wow, bombs ARE bad, when you think about it

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4 Easy Excuses For Escaping Cursed Conversations Come Thanksgiving
4 Easy Excuses For Escaping Cursed Conversations Come Thanksgiving

For those of us who don't want to watch someone with a mouthful of yams discussing voter fraud.

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A Mob Boss Got Jailed At 93, And Released At 100
A Mob Boss Got Jailed At 93, And Released At 100

They thought it was a life sentence. It wasn't.

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5 Reasons I Have Been Physically Removed From A Polling Place
5 Reasons I Have Been Physically Removed From A Polling Place

Oh so I guess I can express my opinions, as long as I do it the way YOU want me to?

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