Cracked Archive - News

Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave

Let's hope the bookstore sells ouija boards ...


5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But

While The Epoch Times may look like an ordinary newspaper, it's actually a one-way ticket to Conspiracyville.


Shocking: Questionable NYC Pickup Artist Arrested After Alleged Involvement in Capitol Siege

It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!


5 Surreal News Stories You Might've Missed

It’s understandable if you haven’t really noticed anything going on in the world that doesn’t concern its very survival, politically or literally.


President Trump Will Reportedly Issue 100 Pardons, Commutations During His Last Full Day In Office

Yep, definitely *not* a suspicious move from someone who was impeached twice ...


'Burn After Reading' Predicted Part of This Mess

'The Simpsons' has some stiff competition on its hands in terms of predicting the future....


5 Dumb Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now

2020 is over, but the garbage conspiracies it helped unleash remain.


4 Reasons the Guy Who Runs CNN is a Supervillain (Basically)

Meet the bozo who turned American politics into Game of Thrones.


11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached

To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb's Evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz --


Brands ... Leave The Slacktivism To Your Personal Accounts

Just as much as a can of Pepsi isn't the cure for racism, a can of Coke isn't a fix for democracy.