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You Can Now Email A Literal Dumpster Fire Emblazoned with '2020'

A new way to air your grievances ... just in time for Festivus!

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Breaking: 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' is a Big Red Dog, Terrifies The Internet

Come on, did we not learn anything from the whole 'Sonic the Hedgehog' fiasco?

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14 Things That Are Weird AF In Retrospect

It's 2020, the year for hindsight.

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Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else

Kesha and the Creepies naturally features conversations with her famous friends about various paranormal activities and also Kesha being so fantastically Kesha.

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16 Head-Scratching Attempts To Cling To Celebrity

Just sell overpriced tequila, like a normal forgotten celebrity.

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'Cobra Kai' And America's Weird Old Anti-Karate Hysteria

There was a time if felt like white suburban moms were more worried about kids getting nunchucks than guns.

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Meryl Streep Is Now Apparently A Rapper

Is Meryl Streep the best rapper in the game?

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Surprising Revelations About Movies From The People Who Made Them

Sometimes, details mean something you’d never guess.

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15 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Wrong

These stories are enough to make you want to chain up your genitals for life

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14 Valid Reasons We Are Terrified Of Animals

Remind me to never upset a crow.

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'The Mandalorian' is Trying to Fix Every 'Star Wars' Problem

Baby Yoda is here to make everything right.

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