'The Office' on DVD -- complete with the satisfaction of watching that cube on the screen hit the corner of your TV.
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Have a high IQ? No keeping the streets safe for you.
It's better to be pissed off, than to be... Roman Polanski.
Dakota Johnson, we can (vitamin) C right through you.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!
Big grumpy grandpa energy.
Everyone's a critic.