Columnists Archive

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Boulders Obstruct Boulder Canyon Road Near Boulder, Colorado

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5 Trends For Women The Internet Gets Irrationally Mad About

By Lydia Bugg

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The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over

By Ryan Menezes

Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.

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Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare

By Jason Pargin

And you thought it was bad every other year.

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'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?'

By Jason Pargin

The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived

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5 Predictions For The Dumb 2020 Election Season

By Jason Pargin

If this is going to be your first presidential election, let me just take a moment to apologize on behalf of American democracy.

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Why Hollywood Should Scrap All COVID-19 Movies

By Jason Pargin

Literally another other topic, please.

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Historical Takeaways For What's Happening Now

By Alex Schmidt

History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.

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Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'

By Lydia Bugg

If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!

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3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories

By Alex Schmidt

That poo pile is smiling for a reason.