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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 350 articles, totaling over 700,000 words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
No one at the network cared, till a reporter did.
That, plus trade magazines about piping.
He was the son of Rube Goldberg, who feared for his family's safety.
It was 19th-century singer George W. Johnson, who made hundreds of recordings each day.
The artwork is essentially about the working conditions of artists," says Haaning, which is exactly what we say every time we're caught stealing.
Columbia Pictures wanted to assure the public they weren't criticizing America. The result: 'Career of a Salesman."
Then came The Rural Purge.
You can't rule cosmic rays out, especially if you don't know what exactly cosmic rays are.
He went from cypto to cryo.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.