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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 600 articles, totaling over a million words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
'Danger Zone,' and also Rick Astley.
People think it's real. Loony people.
See, this is why Reagan tried to build Star Wars.
And yet blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers won nothing.
They were too good to last.
These stories all sound made-up to get you pumped.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.