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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,000 articles, totaling over a million words, attracting over 130 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
‘Wow, doctors back then were all perverts, huh?’
It's all fun and games till a plane crashes.
Burns can get so much worse than third-degree
Live in a way that when they announce your death, they don't mock you.
Tom Cruise’s whole image is an ad
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.