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Menezes
Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,300 articles, totaling over 1.5 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
4 Reasons You Keep Dreaming You’re Back in School Taking a Test
It might be because you’re anxious, but there may also be another explanation no one talks about
6 Old Products That Solved Problems We Forgot Existed
You know what used to be the worst part of using toilet paper? Splinters
5 Myths You Believe About Deadly Situations Thanks to Movies
Turns out the most dangerous part of space is the last thing you’d expect
5 Deaths That Make You Say, ‘Well, He Was Asking for It’
Here’s the story of a trophy hunter who got crushed to death by a dead elephant
5 Oddities of Old Houses That Actually Used to Made Sense
You might not like the idea of a lone toilet in the middle of a room, but hear us out
5 Nasty Surprises People Discovered in Bed
Your bed may contain your doom. Or might contain your mom, with David Bowie
4 Widely Shared Stories About A.I. That Were Really B.S.
That A.I. George Carlin special was written by a human being.
5 Employees Who Got Fed Up and Went Nuts
Have you ever lost your temper at work? Well, at least you didn’t murder anyone
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
14 Animals That Are Secretly Evil Geniuses
We like to think we run the planet, with our higher intelligence and penchant for being pretty innovative at warfare. But a hard glance at the animal kingdom gives us pause.
14 Truly Baffling Sex Tips Doled Out By Magazines
Warning: A fair chunk of this list comes from Cosmo.
14 Unexpected Friendships Between Enemies
You can probably think of a a few people you'd never forgive. But the following people were a lot better at forgiving than you are.
21 Simple Food Hacks That Might Help In The Kitchen
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
14 Moral Panics Over Historical Inventions
People are constantly thinking of the children. Maybe thinking a little too hard, and objecting too hard.
14 Medical Oddities To Give You Nightmares
Feast your eyes on the following! (Warning: May contain some actual eye feasting.)
20 Amazing Body Hacks People Should Hear About
If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, we're here to help.
