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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
About Me:
Ryan Menezes has written over 1,300 articles, totaling over 1.5 million words, attracting over 150 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through menezes.cracked@gmail.com.
What if we could pour sunlight into your blood? People tried it, and it worked
Here’s how to drive upside-down
Did your beloved seduce you as part of some nefarious scheme? Almost certainly yes
This that statue by the pyramids is a sphinx? Think again
Sometimes war is like a video game. Not because of the combat — because of the puzzles
Eat candy bars to lose weight. It makes sense, they assured us
‘Hands off my body!’ you must scream, when the doctor comes at you with a blade
Learn how to send a shock through your brain — without any wires
The ancients — potty mouths, just like us
Five Guys were supposed to be the chosen one. But look at this nonsense they pull
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
Well, these are some weird shenanigans.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Surprisingly, the kidnappers often end up hurt themselves.
We like to think we run the planet, with our higher intelligence and penchant for being pretty innovative at warfare. But a hard glance at the animal kingdom gives us pause.
Hollywood lied to us. And so did the history books.
Warning: A fair chunk of this list comes from Cosmo.
You can probably think of a a few people you'd never forgive. But the following people were a lot better at forgiving than you are.
If you're anything like us, you've watched the world burn. Not on purpose, mind you, but because you've become an expert in destroying city blocks while trying to bake a pan of brownies.
People are constantly thinking of the children. Maybe thinking a little too hard, and objecting too hard.
Sometimes, science sounds like utter madness.
Shortcuts to becoming a more competent person
Feast your eyes on the following! (Warning: May contain some actual eye feasting.)
If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, we're here to help.