At this point you could probably run them on a toaster oven
Stop talking about the poster in ‘Shawshank Redemption’!
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
‘Turtle, turtle!’
Politics is bad now. But at least they don’t kill you to protest the president from a solar eclipse
Lily Tomlin is the latest (and only woman) comedy recording to enter the Library of Congress’ registry
At least being president involves minimal lifting
And yes, they were highly effective
The worst part about your kid lying to you? Probably the murder part
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem