eyud29 Brooklyn, NY

Real Name: Eli Yudin

Member Since: September 23rd, 2009

About Me:
Eli Yudin is a stand-up comedian and writer in Brooklyn, New York, where he's lived since graduating from the University of Michigan in 2012. He's written for CollegeHumor, DROPOUT, Dorkly, and others. He's a fan of animation, spooky movies, cool creatures, nerdy metal music, and video games. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram at @eliyudin.

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Here’s the Guy Who Bought Every Onion in America

By Eli Yudin

What are you gonna do, cry about it?

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These Are the 400 Years No One Gave a Shit About the Mona Lisa

By Eli Yudin

That smile’s only been mysterious as of recent times

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5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World

By Eli Yudin

I wouldn’t recommend ignoring them, either

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This Is How Much Money Can Fit in a Standard Briefcase

By Eli Yudin

The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full

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Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?

By Eli Yudin

Wow, I just took out my favorite singer with a headshot

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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb

By Eli Yudin

Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke

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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits

By Eli Yudin

We’re covered in various hairs for a reason

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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks

By Eli Yudin

And yes, they were highly effective

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Things Blamed on Bigfoot

By Eli Yudin

He’s real, he’s my friend and he’s innocent

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6 Jobs That Donald Trump and Joe Biden Are Too Old to Legally Hold

By Eli Yudin

At least being president involves minimal lifting

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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked

By Eli Yudin

Including a reference to heavy drinking, which seems insulting

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12 Trivial Facts to Tuck Away in That Weird Little Jeans Pocket

By Eli Yudin

Bonus fact: it’s for a pocket watch

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12 Pieces of Trivia That Would Make A Beautiful Centerpiece

By Eli Yudin

How lovely

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12 Slivers of Knowledge Sliced Off A Well-Aged Leg of Trivia

By Eli Yudin

They melt on your brain

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12 Pieces Of Knowledge To Pack In Your Noggin

By Eli Yudin

If you need to make space, just remove the Linkin Park lyrics that have been in there since high school.

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12 Informative Pictures for Interested Parties

By Eli Yudin

Bits to share during conversation dead air.

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12 Sick Facts for Scholarly Folks

By Eli Yudin

Learning new stuff? That's freaking sick, bro!

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12 Curious Trivia Tidbits For Curious Folks

By Eli Yudin

The type of facts to make you say "Hm!"

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11 Comedy Spin-Offs That Were Better Than They Had Any Right To Be

By Eli Yudin

The word "spin-off" shouldn't always inspire winces and visions of shows that rhyme with Blung Yeldon.

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Theaters Vs Watching Movies At Home

By Eli Yudin

It's a trip to the cinema versus not moving!