saucy), let’s examine the trailer and see what we can glean about the next installment.
First, they let us know that this sequel is being handled by none other than Joone, Director of the first
Pirates XXX. Thank God they didn’t hand the reigns over to some amateur. We are in good hands (that time the pun was intended).
Next, an amazingly-realized storm at sea, entirely CGI. Of course, to get the full effect you’ll need to view
the large, high-definition version of the trailer. But trust me, it looks a whole lot better than the shit in
A Perfect Storm, and in this movie when there are a bunch of pussies onscreen, they’re not going to be slowly drowning and whining about missing their children grow up.
Downer!
Aaaaah! Skeleton Captain! Seriously though, the subtle symbolism here is staggering. Here is a skeleton, made of
bone, which we are about to watch people do,
plowing through an upheaving sea with his stiff-prowed ship. I feel really horny at this point. Joone, if you knew what you do to me…
BAM! And we’re out. Like a brilliant stage performer or stingy cocaine dealer, they leave you wanting more, more, more. Kudos Joone. You’ve hooked me. I can already tell this is going to be a powerful, action-packed, story-driven epic that I am intended to watch in five-minute segments during my lunch break.