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5 Realities Of Using Ecstasy To Treat Veterans With PTSD

By Robert Evans •April 30, 2016

Turns out that crap you can buy off the street corners is some kind of miracle cure.

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I've Gotta Be Armed: 5 Realities Of A Little League Umpire

By Anonymous, Isaac Cabe •April 29, 2016

We sat down with a state-certified high school umpire from the Midwest to find out what it's like to make a whole stadium full of people hate you, day after day.

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5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Modern Day Blockbuster

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •April 27, 2016

For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.

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6 Horrifying Realities Of Dealing With Sandy Hook 'Truthers'

By Mark Hill, Lenny Pozner •April 26, 2016

How long do you think it takes conspiracy theorists to turn nasty after a national tragedy? A year? A month? Nope: Immediately.

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4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes

By Anna Dakota, Anonymous •April 24, 2016

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.

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Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •April 23, 2016

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.

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Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •April 22, 2016

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.

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I Fought The Taliban And They Came After Me And My Family

By Robert Evans •April 20, 2016

So there's this guy in Afghanistan who learned English from watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and he has quite the story to tell.

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Agoraphobia Is A Physical Illness: 5 Strange Realities

By Amanda Mannen, Christie •April 18, 2016

It's impossible to imagine being afraid of, well, everything in the Universe outside your front door. Unless, of course, you've been there.

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5 Awful Things You Learn About America As A Homeless Woman

By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke •April 17, 2016

Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.

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I'm Paid To Play World Of Warcraft All Day (And It Sucks)

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •April 16, 2016

On one hand, this is a career that 30 years ago would have been considered too fanciful for a sci-fi novel. On the other, it sounds like one of the saddest jobs we've encountered.

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5 Things I Learned Making The Biggest Flop In Game History

By Mark Hill, Howard Scott Warshaw •April 13, 2016

E.T. was so bad it's credited for starting the video game crash. So what's it like being the Ed Wood of gaming?

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6 Ugly Things I Learned Selling Guns To Drug Cartels

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •April 12, 2016

In 2006, the ATF started experimenting with letting cartels smuggle guns into Mexico. We talked to someone who was a part of this predictable disaster.

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5 Things Only Helicopter Pilots Know About The World

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •April 11, 2016

Don't act like you never wanted to know what it's like to fly giant hunks of metal powered by spinning knives.

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I Weigh Over 500 Lbs: 5 Surprising Realities Of My Life

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •April 10, 2016

We, as a society, have long mocked fat people. But it's time we started to really understand what they're going for.

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