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6 Bizarre Things Nobody Tells You About Weight Loss Surgery

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •December 15, 2014

Surgery is often seen as the easy way out for people who are too lazy to diet and exercise, like a cheat code to skinny. Let me assure you, it's not.

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6 Weird Realities of My Life With an Awful Superpower

By Jason Iannone, Stephanie Erdman •December 09, 2014

Superpowers are awesome, but did you know they exist in real life? They're just not quite as comic book-worthy.

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5 Bizarre Things Taxi Drivers Know About You

By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent •December 08, 2014

Being a cabby is a carousel of surreal comedy, harsh life lessons, and unwelcome nudity.

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5 Surprising Insider Facts About Welfare

By J.F. Sargent, Kyle, Melinda, Rhys •December 07, 2014

The biggest waste of taxpayer dollars on welfare is the money we spend trying to prevent people from getting welfare.

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5 Things I Learned Cheating (and Getting Caught) in a Casino

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. John Oakes •December 02, 2014

Before I got sick of sucking in secondhand smoke at the tables and quit, I learned a few weird things about the art of betting on pictures of numbers and royalty to pay my rent.

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5 Ways People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like You Think

By Amanda Mannen, J.F. Sargent, 'Emily', Lauren Ipsum •December 01, 2014

When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.

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5 Surprising Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters

By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent •November 30, 2014

So whatever happened to good old physical effects -- you know, the models, animatronics, all that stuff? Well, we asked a couple of experts that very question.

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6 Things I Learned About Humanity Living Through a Genocide

By Robert Evans, Chris Wilkens •November 26, 2014

Carl Wilkens was right in the middle of the Rwandan Genocide. He rescued hundreds from unspeakable violence. Cracked sat down to talk with him about just what it takes to stand up and stick your thumb in the eye of Pure Human Evil.

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6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual

By Robert Evans, Julianna, Andy H •November 24, 2014

Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.

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6 Hidden Sides of Disneyland Only Employees Get to See

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •November 23, 2014

We recently sat down with a Disneyland employee working on the less glamorous side of the Magic Kingdom, and we learned that working at the Happiest Place on Earth is a lot like being in high school.

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5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf

By Jason Iannone, Charles Less •November 19, 2014

Dwarves have size where it matters most.

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5 Nightmares You Live Working for America's Worst Company

By Robert Evans, Anonymous, J.F. Sargent •November 17, 2014

We decided to track down three members of Comcast's customer service strike force, and learned their terribleness is complicated and also very strange.

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I Don't Know My Age: 5 Things I Learned in My Isolated Tribe

By Robert Evans, Rich Enuol •November 16, 2014

Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.

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6 Horrifying Things You Learn as an Inmate on Death Row

By Robert Evans, Luke T. Harrington, Nick Yarris, Calix Reneau •November 12, 2014

Death row prison guards are often more psychotic than the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.

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7 Ways My Modern Country Turned Into a Dystopia Overnight

By Robert Evans, Dimitra Nikolaou •November 10, 2014

We sat down with Dimitra Nikolaou, a Greek journalist, who told us what to expect if our economy ever goes tits up.

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