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I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities

By Evan V. Symon , Anonymous •March 30, 2016

Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!

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Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •March 29, 2016

The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.

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My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •March 28, 2016

Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.

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5 Things I Learned As A Child Star Of The Worst Movie Ever

By Mark Hill, Jackey Jones •March 27, 2016

The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.

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We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •March 26, 2016

A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.

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6 Things Only A Sewage Treatment Plant Knows About Your Town

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •March 25, 2016

Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.

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I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Nicole Kauffman •March 23, 2016

The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.

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I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry)

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •March 21, 2016

These people don't just kind of stand by the graveside to fill out the crowd -- they assume fake identities and fool the rest of the mourners into thinking they're one of the bereaved.

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5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. Mireille Miller-Young •March 20, 2016

Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.

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I Discovered My Company Was Evil During A Routine Audit

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •March 17, 2016

What's the worst thing your boss has ever done? Made you work on the weekend? Sexually harassed the secretary? Gave millions of dollars to an infamous dictator? Jack's boss did that last one.

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I Was Burned Alive By An Angry Mob: Here's My Story

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •March 16, 2016

WARNING: If you're sensitive to reading stories about real people being burned alive by mobs, you might want to skip this one.

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I'm In History Books And I'm Only 28: 5 Weird Realities

By Amanda Mannen, Alice Kirkman •March 15, 2016

Being a miracle of science isn't quite the blessing you'd think it was.

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5 Tricks You Learn Finding Background Locations For Movies

By Evan V. Symon , Alex Gianopoulos •March 15, 2016

We spoke to Alex Gianopoulos, a location scout who helped turn a fairly obscure city into the fictional meth capital of the USA.

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5 Realities Of Being A Mixed-Race Child When That's Illegal

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •March 14, 2016

Ever wonder what it's like being a living, breathing felony offense?

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6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird

By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous •March 13, 2016

No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.

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