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I Am A Professional 'Submissive' Sex Worker: 6 Realities

By Amanda Mannen •January 31, 2016

There's nothing technically illegal about getting paid to beat someone up with their permission, as long as you don't touch their gabbles.

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6 Strange (Sometimes Illegal) Realities Of Fox Hunting

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •January 30, 2016

It's a brutal sport where the fox never dies instantly, and sometimes, when you're there, only pieces of the animal remain.

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Mormons Run Everything: 5 Things You Learn Working In Vegas

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •January 28, 2016

If you've had a blast in Las Vegas recently, rule number one is what happened there stays there. Rule number two is you thank a mormon.

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I Farm Crickets, The Future Of Human Food: 7 Insane Truths

By Robert Evans, Kevin Bachhuber •January 27, 2016

In roughly 80 percent of the countries on Earth, people eat insects, so we sat down with one man who has made it his life's work to get Americans to eat more bugs.

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5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With 'Illegal' Parents

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •January 26, 2016

Like millions of other kids under deferred action, I was brought to the US at the age of two. And even with protection from deportation, the path of permanent legal status continues to be a nightmarish, unfinished road.

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I've Got Narcolepsy: 6 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About It

By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous •January 24, 2016

You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is

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5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •January 22, 2016

It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.

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It Could Happen Here: 5 Ways Civil War Changes Modern Life

By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Jim Kovpak •January 20, 2016

While they were busy getting degrees, raising families and starting careers, a civil war snuck up and slapped the people of Ukraine right in their pants.

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Your Purebred Is Inbred: 5 Realities Of Dog Breeding

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •January 19, 2016

Purebred dogs: A noble idea that has gone horribly wrong in recent years.

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5 Things Nobody Understands About PTSD (Thanks To Movies)

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •January 18, 2016

America loves the idea of its soldiers. But the thing is that real human beings are coming back from war zones with a long list of nightmarish health problems that pretty much nobody wants to hear about.

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5 Brutal Reasons 75% Of Special Ed Teachers Quit

By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke •January 17, 2016

When your students have physical conditions that make it difficult for them to even sit in a chair or hold a pencil, an already thankless job is taken to a whole other level.

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I Supported A Family Playing Poker: 5 Dark Realities

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •January 15, 2016

Unless you're made of stone, taking other people's cash will sometimes make you feel like the biggest bastard in the world.

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5 Realities Of The One Illegal Drug Available Everywhere

By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •January 14, 2016

As anybody who's sadly tried to suck the last of the whipped cream out of the can can attest, nitrous oxide can get you high. And, like any powerful drug, it breeds its own kind of addicts.

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6 Creepy Realities Of The (Shockingly Real) Rat Hunting Game

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Richard Reynolds •January 13, 2016

Nothing important ever goes away -- it just evolves -- and today the tradition of ratcatching lives on through professional exterminators and amateur rat-hunting groups.

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I Have No Sense Of Smell: 5 Insane Realities

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •January 12, 2016

A world without sniffing farts seems promising at first, but here's the stinking truth.

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