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My name's Cleve Langdale, and I used to be a Navy nuclear machinist's mate. From the school to the fleet, it sucked.
We were normal, working class Scientologists. And our lives were terrifying nightmares.
So who are the human beings behind these maritime assaults? We spoke to Thymaya Payne who got to know these pirates in a way rare for men who haven't been held for ransom by them.
In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.
We spoke to Donna Noble (not her real name), a 20-year Navy veteran who traveled the world and raised a child while in the service, and learned that not only do things kind of suck for ladies in uniform, these problems show no sign of changing anytime soon.
I used to be a cop, and what I learned on the job is that it is far more ridiculous than any fictional portrayal.
We're talking about the stunt performers who put on the harnesses and take the beatings, protected by nothing but some pads and years of painful training.
