Some of these tests are about as trustworthy as an Econoline with tinted windows.

Sometimes our best intentions seem indistinguishable from taunting the poor bastards in their darkest hour.

It's like the old advertising slogan says:

Sometimes you hear about people finding valuable paintings hidden inside old frames at a garage sale or pirate gold beneath a dusty old restaurant on the northern California coast. Other times you click on the news and see people who find human skeletons under their hotel mattresses and taxidermy cat heads in their Happy Meals.

Al ot of times the only thing between mediocrity and market dominance is the kind of devious plan that would make a supervillain proud.

Human medical test subject is in that category of jobs that kind of seems like free money. Free, horrifying money

Nothing makes a person feel more alive than narrowly escaping death, especially if it was due to a thrilling display of reflexes and quick thinking. But then you have the people who escaped their doom via pure accident, incompetence or irresponsibility.