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5 Popular Petitions for Goals That Are Literally Impossible

By Jim Avery •January 30, 2015

The following inexplicably popular petitions that have exactly zero chance of being ratified.

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By David Christopher Bell •January 28, 2015

Here are some smaller films you've never heard of that should help soften the blow by actually being worth watching.

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5 Insane People Who Just Got Fired from Teaching Your Kids

By Mark Hill •January 27, 2015

Working at a school has to be one of the most sanity-shattering jobs out there.

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5 Slogans You Won't Believe People Thought Were a Good Idea

By Kathy Benjamin •January 25, 2015

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1 in 3 Men Love Rape: 6 Viral Stories That Were Total BS

By David Christopher Bell •January 23, 2015

It's that time again, where we sift through the bullshit for you and try to pass it off as part of our court-ordered community service hours.

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6 Stupid Tweets That Became Huge PR Nightmares For Companies

By Mark Hill •January 21, 2015

Corporate social media blunders are the gifts that keep on giving.

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5 Reasons You Shouldn't Buy a Fancy New TV Anytime Soon

By David Christopher Bell •January 20, 2015

TVs of the future are less like a technographic wall of blinding progress and more like a Sisyphean mountain of eternal madness.

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5 Famous Movies That Are Getting Unspeakably Bad Sequels

By E. Reid Ross •January 18, 2015

Proving that there's no franchise out there that Hollywood is unwilling to defile and befoul, here's what's being explosively shat out as we speak.

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4 Horrible CGI Effects That Movies Need to Stop Using

By David Christopher Bell •January 16, 2015

If your action film has a cartoon man jumping off a computer-generated bus, it has FAILED as an action film.

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5 Upcoming Celebrity Biopics That Look Completely Insane

By Chris Radomile •January 14, 2015

Just because you can make a biopic of a beloved celebrity's life, doesn't mean you should. Especially when everyone in the world is begging you not to bother.

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By M. Asher Cantrell •January 13, 2015

It's really all just broken appliances and dirty underwear.

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The walls of reality are starting to come down as the end of the universe approaches.

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5 Conspiracy Theories So Stupid They're Genius

By Adam Wears •January 06, 2015

Here are five recent paranoid fantasies that would make Fox Mulder laugh his ass off while slowly backing away from whoever spouted them.

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