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4 Homeowners With Problems You Didn't Know Were Possible

By Marina Reimann •December 30, 2014

For anyone but the richest among us, being saddled with the gifts of the 'The 12 Days of Christmas' could very well destroy your life.or the people on this list, no homeowner's insurance is ever going to cover the shit that is trying to drag them to Hell itself as we speak.

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6 Weird New Movies You Should Be Way More Excited About

By David Christopher Bell •December 29, 2014

More people need to know about these upcoming films.

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4 Corporate Logos That Backfired in Hilarious Ways

By Amanda Mannen •December 28, 2014

You would think multi-million-dollar corporations would be more careful in managing their brands.

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The 8 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Christmas Costumes

By Adam Wears •December 23, 2014

Costume companies are mercilessly pushing for the Halloweenization of Christmas, transmuting every possible aspect of the holiday into an accidentally frightening pile of terror garbage.

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The 6 Biggest Christmas F#@%-Ups of 2014

By Adam Wears •December 21, 2014

It's not even the 24th yet and dumb people across the world have already managed to shit all over the upcoming Christmas.

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5 Old Holiday Games That Prove Your Grandparents Were Insane

By Jason Iannone •December 19, 2014

Today's Christmas party games kinda suck. That's bring these back.

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5 Ridiculously Sexist Ways Toy Companies Are Targeting Kids

By Mark Hill •December 17, 2014

Plenty of companies out there still think that little girls want nothing to do with things like LEGOs or NERF guns unless they're covered in purple glitter and teach them how to get a boyfriend.

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6 Dumb Ways Companies Tried to Excuse Their Own Idiocy

By M. Asher Cantrell •December 16, 2014

Have you ever done something stupid and scrambled to make up an excuse? Turns out big companies do the same thing, except they're always way worse.

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The 6 Stupidest Things The Hobbit Movies Wasted Money On

By David Christopher Bell •December 14, 2014

Looking at the trailer for the new movie, one question springs to mind: Where the hell did all that money go?

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Women Are Dyeing Their Armpits and 5 Other BS Viral Stories

By David Christopher Bell •December 12, 2014

It's that time again. Sit back and allow us to cleanse your brain of this bullshit.

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The 4 Stupidest Reactions to the New 'Star Wars' Trailer

By David Christopher Bell •December 10, 2014

Over the next few long months, we will see the emergence of a 1,000-plus-page body of literature nitpicking the first trailer, with its robust 88 seconds and 11 total shots.

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4 Signs 'Jurassic World' Is Supposed to Be a Comedy

By David Christopher Bell •December 09, 2014

WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS WITHIN.

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4 Signs the Best Fantastic Four Movie Was Made 20 Years Ago

By E. Reid Ross •December 07, 2014

The new Fantastic Four will fall short of a 20-year-old movie that was made for no money, with no famous actors, and then instantly tossed in a trash can

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5 Huge Upcoming Movies That Are Completely Doomed

By Amanda Mannen •December 05, 2014

Cruel fate and spectacular incompetence have once again teamed up in an unholy alliance to stop movies like these.

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4 Depressing Reasons We Can't Stop Internet Death Threats

By Cracked Writers •December 03, 2014

Most of the people hitting enter will never face consequences for their threats. Here's why.

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