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You'll soon be able to supplement your wardrobe and/or annoy the crap out of anyone in a 5-foot radius with the following inventions.
These esteemed publications had to swallow what's left of their pride and print these hilariously embarrassing admissions.
It can be pretty difficult to locate your principles when doing a commercial for Hot Pockets or Burger King is the only thing standing between you and an entry-level position at Walmart.
It's not a solution unless it's violent or expensive, apparently.
If any winners would like an actual medal, we'll be happy to make you one out of puffy paint and macaroni.
If the following innovations don't come to pass in the next 300 days, we'll have to seriously rethink our company policy that all movies are nonfiction.
Hope you don't have vertigo, because the B.S. is stacking high today.
Every now and then animals decide to remind us how staggeringly outnumbered we are by grouping together in terrifyingly huge swarms.
Unfortunately, sometimes our authorities forget to turn off their legendary senses of humor when broaching serious subjects and just come off like insensitive jackasses.
Sometimes life imitates art, and sometimes that art involves some clumsy dildo juggling vases.
In exchange for the science and technology that afford us quick access to photographs of breasts, humanity has relinquished that sense of slack-jawed wonder that kept us chained to superstitions for so much of human history.
No matter what you wind up doing this Valentine's Day -- even if it's nothing -- it could always be worse.
Sometimes fate deals companies a bad hand, resulting in a PR nightmare where the only crimes are bad luck and terrible timing.
People sitting quietly in their own homes have recently been attacked by everything from spontaneous holes in the ground to massive rocks falling from the sky.