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37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

We aren't saying video games have had an adverse effect on our attention spans, but sometimes we don't have the time to explain our favorite games to other people.

Thankfully our readers have stepped up and done the hard work for us. Herein are some our favorite games ever, explained in 140 characters or less.

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Entry by LindlMeows

Spend hours of gameplay tediously mining planets So teammates don't die in ending cut scenes. MASS2 EFFECT

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Entry by brit721

GRAGKED con SIMS3 The Create Life. Get Bored. Kill Everyone. Repeat.

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Entry by Paka

UP BTUP DOWN DOWN 335 SESSTSS LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT E B A WIN GRACKED.COM

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Entry by mailmann006

CRACKED.COM EVE NLINE Explore an entire universe and participate in various fulfilling activities such as swapping through spreadsheets and trolling n

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Entry by luvthecubs

CRACKED.COM 50 cents. Die. Repeat.

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Entry by Ted E.

PAEERBOYZ CRACKEDcO COM S{Cui BREHKHTAE TIUS ,900 1 114 KEEP OUT! DELIUERING NEWSPAPERS ON A STREET WHERE NO ONE FEARS PERSONAL INJURY LAWSUITS.

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Entry by Fauxman3

140 wl17 EAT. DONT CIE. DIE. E WuIlllllilt wfl F. CRACKED

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Entry by dw1039

Get shot in the head Shggt Canvicts in the head Shagt slavers in the head Shaet everyane in the head Gg to a quarry Get your head eaten

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Entry by vhunterlock

Go to floating city. Ooh pretty. Game length escort mission. Commit elaborate time and universe hopping suicide.

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Entry by clg123

Journey through an Apple store from Hell full of mind-bending puzzles in a first- person shooter without really shooting anything. CRACKED COM

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Entry by ewqdsacxz

CRACKED cO AINARDS WINNEROF PALME PALME. MAJOR estadine 1995 MILIA D'OR MYST WANDER AROUND AND TOUCH THINGS. CD-ROM GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. Broderbund

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Entry by njilkTaters

CRACKED LT.

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Entry by datgnat

D3SC 1 06890 PRESS START i Plant, plant, plant, detonate, m plant, run, plant, plant, get powerup. Oh God, crap, Crap, crap, crap, nooo!

Whip, run, die and jump. No SaVES or password plus 00 continuies meant not turning off NES for days to get this far. SCORE- 129420 TIME 0512 TAGE 18 P

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Entry by Mind_Riot

Run, shoot, drive, solve puzzles, get Gravity Gun HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING Giddily throw everything at everything else forever HEALTH

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Entry by Pedgerow

Wii 000 0:18 Sports All the fun of exercise. None of the having to stand up. EVERYONE E CRACKEDOON Nintendo

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Entry by JGowen

MACHINE-GUN PEOPLE FOR 6 HOURS... ...REALIZE YOU'RE THE BAD GUY CRACKED.COM

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Entry by BugBomb

37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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Entry by Tim Babb

Honestly? I hove no ideo Something obout mok ing it to Oregon in O covered wogon, but my porty olwoys died. I w05 just ovoiding school work .

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Entry by krakenkraked

37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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Entry by EPayne

PRESS BUTTONS. RAGE QUIT. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Sonny Time

VFalllt N EW VEGAS COLLECT AND SELL SHIT. LE RUN MISSIONS TO PASS TIME so VENDORS SPAWN MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE OF YOUR SHIT. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Danzy

37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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Entry by Alspawn

37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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Entry by satyrfrost2

1. Spawn naked 2. Kill wolf 3. Collect raw chicken meat 4. Get bashed in face by naked man with rock and die 5. Repeat HTH roon de PRS

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Entry by BugBomb

CRACKED.COM home Rummage through other people's stuff. Reminisce about the 9os. Have severe teen angst flashbacks.

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Entry by Ted E.

EHULFFILET LEVEL 2 WJARRIOR SCORE HEALTH O 663 UALKYRIE SCORE HEALTH O 657 WIZARD SCORE HEALTH 90 660 ELF SCORE HEALTH 2590 3060 1985 ATARI GAMES COOP

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Entry by Mgloss

CRACKED COM BEJEWELED SCORE 60 LEVEL 1 PRESS Y FOR HINT Line up 3 in a row. Random shit happens, big bonus points. Game says 'excellent' like you plan

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Entry by FearlessPie

A little man crashes onto a planet He enslaves a race of vegetables and makes them collect garbage 25 X5 35 0 CRACKEDCOMI

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Entry by dw1039

You are Guybrush Threepwood a mighty pirate! You'll tickle a parrot You'll poison some dogs You'll fight like a cow CRACKED COM

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Entry by Paka

37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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Entry by Logia

CRACKEDOON THe ADVENTURE Of A PLUmNER AND HIS MEDIOCne BROTHER TO FIGHT A GIANT TURTLe AND SAVE THE PRINCESS TUNTLe's WHO IS ALLEGEDLY THE WIF.

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Entry by mailmann006

CRACKED Shape-shifting witch with an insatiable taste for lollipops utilizes her hair to murder angels and ironically, avoid an eternity in Hell.

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Entry by John E.

CIVILATION SID MEIER'S BRAVE ME W WORLD RACE FOR THE NUKES LOADING

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Entry by datgnat

SCORE WORLD RECORD HI 050000 0956c93 1p 008290 2p QUALIFY 1450c00 CPU 04:99 CPU CPU 0772cn CPU 1066cn/sec 10 40 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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POWER PAD FrTenda SIDE B mOrM DoT IL IIUHHH IHIN VISRUINC 1 1. Run in place on Power Pad 2. Get down and Hit Power Pad with hands 3. Short out Power P

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Entry by PlasmaCaptain

SCORE 0650100 STAGE- 3-2 IMER 1 NINTA -00000000 P-01 L J ENEMY Be a badass nin ja: Cut down swaths of dangerous thugs. Then a bird urders you. CRAGKED

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