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the_machete
Real Name: the_machete
Member Since: October 7th, 2009
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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)
The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/29/17)
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)
The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)
Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/12)
Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. We're here to help.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)
There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.
