We like to believe we're experts in everything, but the universe has a way of correcting us -- often in the grimmest manner possible.

Death and taxes. But for these guys, just taxes.

It's amazing how many contradictory ideas can float around inside a single person's brain.

It's amazing any of us have lasted this long.

One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'

Our bodies are weird, as the farts that half of you will inadvertently release while reading this can attest to. But at least now we know why.

Great ideas can be unfortunately difficult to recognize but extremely easy to dismiss ... until, of course, it's too late.

Dian Fossey's idea of environmental conservation involved pistol-whipping poachers.