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patternewt
Real Name: Britni
Member Since: January 30th, 2016
About Me:
Britni writes traditional mysteries and short stories when she's not occupied with Cracked articles.
Favorite food : Tacos. All Tacos. Put it in a tortilla and I'm happy.
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Therapy by Ben & Jerry's
Favorite Authors: Dorothy Sayers, Terry Pratchett, Ilona Andrews, David & Leigh Eddings, Umberto Eco, Rex Stout, and Seanan McGuire.
6 Things We Only Believe Today Because Of Propaganda
Some of the most seemingly innocent facts we never even think to question were in fact originally churned out by the propaganda machine.
5 Completely Legal Ways Employers Discriminate Against You
Employment is both a legal and moral maze, full of grey areas, exploitable loopholes, and dead ends.
5 Amazing Acts Of Mercy Toward Horrible People
When the news cycle is loaded with more violence than we'd prefer, it's nice to here about some acts of incredible human bravery and mercy.
5 Super-Adorable Animals That Can Kill The Hell Out Of You
The critters with plush fur, and big eyes, and cuddly widdle toes are on our side. Right? Ri- right?
6 Creepy Landlords Who Will Give You Nightmares
Somewhere out there, in a ceiling-leaking, mold-fruiting apartment, is the poor bastard who's telling the truth when they say they have the world's worst landlord.
7 Scientists Who Definitely Weren't Just Arousing Themselves
We're not too sure how these scientists got grant money to explore their own dark fetishes.
5 Crooks Who Succeeded So Hard They Had To Catch Themselves
These idiots would probably still be free today if they'd simply cashed their (considerable) chips in while they were ahead.
5 Geniuses Ridiculed And Fired For Being Right Too Soon
Great ideas can be unfortunately difficult to recognize but extremely easy to dismiss ... until, of course, it's too late.
5 Superheroes With Consistently Bizarre Sex Lives In Comics
While it's not exactly shocking that people who dress in tights and capes are a little kinky in bed, what is shocking is how specific, and often illegal, those kinks are.
5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots
You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.
