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jbreeding91 Charlottesville, Va
Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
About Me:
I do the "Your Brain On Cracked" thing. I can explain: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/24/i-made-a-thing-please-dont-hate-me-for-it/
Just about everything I've written (including over 100 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at jbreeding91@gmail.com.
How TurboTax (Secretly) Makes Your Taxes A Nightmare
TurboTax is actually one of the primary reasons doing your taxes sucks so much.
3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked
Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
3 Stupid Movie Moments That Are Secretly Genius - Your Brain on Cracked
Alleged doctor Jordan Breeding explains why some of film's dumbest moments are pure brilliance.
5 Weirdly Specific Movie Tropes That Are Suddenly Everywhere
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
Why The New 'Star Wars' Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start
Warning: This article contains 'The Rise Of Skywalker' spoilers. But you've already seen it, so no worries, right?
5 Lost Video Game Mechanics That Need To Come Back
Really kinda wish everyone had ripped off these ideas.
5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes
Some of your favorite movie moments were added months after everyone went home.
5 Weird Overseas Adaptations of Famous American TV Shows
How do you adapt a TV show for another country? Here's some ideas.
Amazingly Bad Movie Ad Campaigns
There are a bunch of tried and true ways to market a movie ... these are not that.
4 Ways Corporations Are Turning Us Into Jerks
Consumer culture trains all of us to be abrasive rage monsters.
5 Reasons We Should Be Worried About Star Wars Episode IX
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?
11 Ridiculous Reasons For Changes To Famous Movies
Spoiler alert: if the source material paints China in an unfavorable light, it'll likely be changed in the movie.
