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Sorry Liz Lemon, I already booked the part of Chief Abalone on ‘Fish Police’
Perhaps if we give the government MORE money...
Come get yer tidbits, hot off the griddle
I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky
Print these out and stuff ‘em in your pocket — just in case
It’s gonna be so much greyer when all is said and done
Allow us to noogie these facts into your skull
This is a museum, not a Goodwill
Justice for Rowlf!
If you last 25 minutes at your next job, you’re doing a lot better than some world leaders