Seriously -- we're getting tired of playing in our swimming pools full of $100 bills..

Some of what we hate most about the American democratic process aren't flaws at all -- they're actually what make the whole thing tick.

No matter how science tries to take the magic out of life, there are certain things that you just can't qualify with data: young love, the joy of holding a puppy, the beauty of a classic song ... . Ah, not so fast on that last one.

On Pinterest, people are free to share your pinned recipes, crafts, inspirational photos, etc. on their boards, and so on, at a rate of several billion times a second (probably). Got it? Okay, now here's where it gets weird.

Allow us to take a moment to imagine a planet where 'old' is the new 'everybody.'

We're not saying these theories behind our sexual behaviors are the gospel truth or that there aren't other, conflicting theories out there. But if they are, sex is even weirder than we thought.

At the risk of rewarding those who showboat, here are folks who picked the hardest possible medium to create their work and straight owned it.

Think you know more about everything than Cracked.com does? Time to put up or shut up.

We try not to be celebrity-obsessed here at Cracked. But some prominent people have permanently changed the culture, and it's worth understanding what made them tick.

If you're anything like me, you track rising movie starlets through a patented system of chicken bone voodoo and Precog upkeep. It's a good system but sometimes people fall through the cracks. Like when the lil' water baldies began rolling out the name 'Zooey' over and over again, I had to consult other sources to get a reading of what was up.