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Real Name: CRACKED Staff
Member Since: December 31st, 1969
About Me:
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When Bob Odenkirk Met David Cross: The Inside Story of How ‘Mr. Show’ Came to Be
By CRACKED Staff
In an exclusive excerpt from a new book about 1990s sketch comedy, the duo discuss the origins of their seminal HBO series
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The Only Thing America Does Better Than Any Other Country
By CRACKED Staff
The last bastion of American exceptionalism
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3 Reasons Your ‘Final Resting Place’ Might Not Be That Final
By CRACKED Staff
We’re all zombies in the making
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A Compelling New Reason Not to Give Guns to Teachers
By CRACKED Staff
If your teacher wants a gun? That’s a red flag
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3 Disturbing Stats That Prove a Bachelor Party Is the Worst Investment You Can Make in Your 20s
By CRACKED Staff
No good can come of this — especially financially
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Three Myths About Dietary Supplements Spread by the Health and Wellness Industry
By CRACKED Staff
People pay good money for the placebo effect
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3 of the Creepiest Celebrity Cameos in Muppets History
By CRACKED Staff
They can’t all be Joan Rivers
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3 Brutal Truths About the Plastic Surgery Industry
By CRACKED Staff
George Clooney gets his balls ironed. That’s the least of your worries
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Creed Bratton’s Disturbing Hidden Backstory You Totally Missed in ‘The Office’
By CRACKED Staff
The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton
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Cracked Is Looking For Experienced Freelance Columnists!
By CRACKED Staff
Cracked is looking for experienced freelance writers to be paid columnists!
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Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Pals And Pets!
By CRACKED Staff
These human and animal companions make your wretched time on this crumbling planet marginally bearable. Blow some quality cash on them this season.
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Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones!
By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
It's that time of year again!
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Saying Goodbye To Jack O'Brien, Cracked's Cool Dad
By CRACKED Staff
Legendary Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien has, after 11 years, left the company for browner pastures. So, some of us who worked with him have collaborated to prepare a kind of eulogy because he is, of course, now dead to us.
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Go See The Cracked Stand-Up Show! Sincerely, Unbiased Us
By CRACKED Staff
It’s happening this Thursday! And you're already a fan of every comedian on the lineup.
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3 Products To Help You Hide Your Gross Internet Activity
By CRACKED Staff
If you've ever had a suspicion that your internet activity is vulnerable to hackers and spies, you're absolutely, 100 percent correct.
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Detroiters: The Madmen of Detroit Public Access
By CRACKED Staff
From Executive Producers Lorne Michaels and Jason Sudeikis, Comedy Central's new series, Detroiters
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New Series Detroiters: A Friendship That's All Hustle, No Flow
By CRACKED Staff
One of the hallmarks of true friendship is having someone who will never say
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We’re Seeing It Eye to Eye: 13 BTS Facts About A Goofy Movie
By CRACKED Staff
Yeah, we’re going to the Powerline concert. We might even end up on stage.
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15 Bad Movies That Would Be Great With Just One Change
By CRACKED Staff, Cracked Plasticians
We fixed the one dumb thing about that bad movie. It’s good now.
