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For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
This looks like an act of desperation.
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
I wake up every day a blank slate.
It's that time of year again!
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
A child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism.
I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice.
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
Mario's dingaling appears in an officially licensed manga, so his pendulous little disco stick is canon.
Try to be at least as smart as your housecat.
Is your news diet a balanced one? In ALL the ways?
The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news).
If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it's that you should always kill the queen.
Checking the news right now, things are a little, how do you say...fucked.
The script is different but the wording is always roughly the same.
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.
Did you ever notice how every movie villain is just really ugly beyond belief?
Try to be at least as smart as your housecat.
Is your news diet a balanced one? In ALL the ways?
The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news).
If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it's that you should always kill the queen.
Checking the news right now, things are a little, how do you say...fucked.
The script is different but the wording is always roughly the same.
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.
Did you ever notice how every movie villain is just really ugly beyond belief?