Man, human civilization is just a drunk-driving steamroller.

And you thought Portland was weird.

Not the mutant powers we had in mind.

Maybe these people should have had an agent look at these first.

Celebrities! They're just like us ... engaging in ill-advised arguments with their peers.

We don't want to sound racist, but apparently we can't help it.

Prying eyes are making inroads into the parts of life we still consider private.

You'll never unsee these unusual tics.

There's some rotten apples dangling off some very TMZ-friendly trees.