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LumpyMilner Deep South
Real Name: Luke Miller
Member Since: July 24th, 2016
About Me:
I write (poorly) for a number of websites when I'm not designing the websites themselves or teaching highly disinterested 19-year-olds how airplanes work.
6 Mind-Bending Places Where Humans Somehow Have To Work
You may think your workplace is crazy, but, of course, it's not. This is what 'crazy workplace' actually looks like.
5 Famous People That Engaged In Shocking Violence
Emma Watson set a homeless guy on fire. OK, we made that up -- but the following stories are just as crazy and totally true.
5 Geniuses The Media Loves To Quote (Who Aren't Experts)
We go to geniuses for hot takes on everything, regardless of whether the subject is in the 'expert's' wheelhouse or their opinion on it belongs closer to the outhouse.
5 Things That Only Still Exist Because We're Used To Them
Sometimes outdated ideas live on purely by inertia.
5 Last Second Changes That Saved Classic Movies From Sucking
Your favorite movies have all been one misstep away from being a RiffTrax feature.
5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work
Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.
6 Famous Literary Quotes Everyone Uses Exactly Wrong
At this point, using these quotes correctly would confuse people.
5 Eyebrow-Arching Epilogues To The Most Famous Photos Ever
After these pictures are taken, the people in them were free to do whatever it is they were doing before history stole their souls. This is what happened after ...
5 Great Women Ignored By History For Absurdly Sexist Reasons
Most history books have been written by men, and wouldn't you know it? Those darn, sneaky ladies are nowhere to be found.
