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David Wong
Real Name: David Wong
Member Since: July 15th, 2003
About Me:
I am the Executive Editor of Cracked.com and NYT bestselling author David Wong, which is the pseudonym of a real person named Jason Pargin.
Jason Pargin Watched Riders Of Justice (AKA The Phantom Menace) (PODCAST)
This week the gang watches Riders of Justice with special guest Jason "the artist formerly known as David Wong" Pargin.
To Save Lives, Let's Move Christmas To July
#MoveXmasToJuly isn't just about a safer holiday; it's about a better holiday.
5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People
If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.
Why Science Is Still Mystified About How Humans Work
Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
9 Things Readers Hate About Cracked (Explained)
With such favorites as: 'Why is content so political all of the sudden? Is it because your organization is a big evil pile of turd?'
4 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Hates Humans More Than Zombies
We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.
6 Secret Beliefs That Are Making Us All Unhappy
The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.
How Cracked Is About to Ruin Science Fiction Forever
Isaac Asimov once told me something that has inspired everything we've tried to do here at Cracked: 'Science fiction can eat a dick.'
'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?'
The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived
5 Predictions For The Dumb 2020 Election Season
If this is going to be your first presidential election, let me just take a moment to apologize on behalf of American democracy.
An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money!
If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.
Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse (with Jason Pargin)
You can help save lives! You! The person reading this sentence!
Why Fear-Based Democracies Aren't Free (with Jason Pargin)
Our goal shouldn't be life, liberty, and the pursuit of ALWAYS FREAKING OUT.
Why The Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival
Merry Christmas! Or merry any day when you can stop and notice your life!
15 Archaeological Discoveries Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
Happy Halloween! The past is terrifying! In the most astonishing way!
14 Polls That Explain America (And Raise Huge New Questions)
Who are Americans, and why are they more interested in saving their dog than a foreign stranger?
The End-Of-The-World Mentality (And Why That’s Ridiculous)
You’re going to live a long time. Congratulations! Now act like it!
How Lousy Life-Shortening Jobs Became America's Gig
Don't let the bastards use you to grind other people down.
5 Mainstream Health Habits That Trick You Into Feeling Lousy
If we can convince the entire world to hear this show, somebody might start getting some sleep.
How A Loneliness Epidemic Snuck Up On Us (with Jason Pargin)
Technology! Progress! And so many other things with surprising downsides!
The Creepiest Hidden Truths Behind The Origins Of Monsters
Dragons, werewolves, and aliens have more in common than you'd think.
Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse (with Jason Pargin)
You can help save lives! You! The person reading this sentence!
Why Fear-Based Democracies Aren't Free (with Jason Pargin)
Our goal shouldn't be life, liberty, and the pursuit of ALWAYS FREAKING OUT.
Why The Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival
Merry Christmas! Or merry any day when you can stop and notice your life!
15 Archaeological Discoveries Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
Happy Halloween! The past is terrifying! In the most astonishing way!
14 Polls That Explain America (And Raise Huge New Questions)
Who are Americans, and why are they more interested in saving their dog than a foreign stranger?
The End-Of-The-World Mentality (And Why That’s Ridiculous)
You’re going to live a long time. Congratulations! Now act like it!
How Lousy Life-Shortening Jobs Became America's Gig
Don't let the bastards use you to grind other people down.
5 Mainstream Health Habits That Trick You Into Feeling Lousy
If we can convince the entire world to hear this show, somebody might start getting some sleep.
How A Loneliness Epidemic Snuck Up On Us (with Jason Pargin)
Technology! Progress! And so many other things with surprising downsides!
The Creepiest Hidden Truths Behind The Origins Of Monsters
Dragons, werewolves, and aliens have more in common than you'd think.
