George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I’m living my life.
Kramer: Okay, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George: No.
Kramer: You got money?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News.
7
Jerry Took Down Call Centers Long Before A.I. Had the Chance
Jerry: This isn’t a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number, and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel.
“People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.”
5
Jerry’s Fragile Masculinity, Part 2
“Do you think it’s effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?”