The Illuminati isn’t real, just real funny
One actual historical lawyer was so good, he literally argued his way into Heaven
A guy got drunk one time, and suddenly, the whole country banned alcohol
A hog by any other name would smell just as sweaty
MacDonald on death, suicide, 9/11 and other tasteful topics
‘Let’s go exploring!’
There used to be a great alternative to coffee, it had just one little problem
‘Drug spiders’
You’re not going to believe this, but there’s a darkness behind hot-dog-eating contests
When a king offers a promise, listen closely to his exact words
Crime in McDonaldland is off-the-charts
There’s this rumor going around about tongues falling from the sky
One of them covers a contentious bathroom argument