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How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations

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Sometimes the least realistic things in movies are the ways their characters behave. We asked our readers to show us how they'd react in movie situations, such as ...

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Entry by masta_X

If someone suddenly appeared on the road, I wouldn't keep driving obliviously if I rammed into them. E would stop and help. CRACKEDCON 7A

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YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MAJOR DICK IF YOU SAW THIS... AND JUST LEFT. I would at least put him out of his misery.

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations

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If my masked hero was upside down in front of me, forget kissing - I'd be taking off that mask and seeing who's under there! CRAth

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Entry by NeedToRead

I WOULD NOT get involved IN THE DRAMA surrounding the most popular GUY IN SCHOOL. I WOULD RATHER STICK WITH ACTUAL FRIENDS WHO LIKE ME WITHOUT A MAKEO

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Entry by Guidodo

IF I WERE A FAMOUSLY GIFTED NEUROSURGEON... ...I WOULDN'T TRY TO OVERCOME A DISABILITY WITH HOCUS-POCUS... ...BUT BY USING MY EXCEPTIONAL SKILLS FOR R

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Entry by PollyDarton

IF MY FAMILY GOT STRANDED on A ROAD TRIP VACATION.. WOULD HEAD DOWn THE DIRT ROAD In THE DIRECTION we cAme FRom INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY INTO THE Desert. C

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

BATMAN RETURNS IF 1 managed to uncover my boss's illegal businesses, telling him that directly would be the last thing 1 do.

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Entry by Hildifons

I would've probably ended up falling for the intelligent, caring friend who stood by me always, who helped me through horrors like dementors, dragons

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Entry by Andrea Meno

If everyone around me started dropping dead or unconscious from a purple gas, CRAth I'd get up and run for the nearest exit.

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Entry by Guidodo

CRACKEDcO COM IF I WERE BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN A CAVE FULL OF ENGINEERING GEAR, AND THE MILITARY WAS LOOKING FOR ME... hve ...I'D PROBABLY TRY TO BUILD

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If I came upon a passed out woman in the WOODS, would do literally ANYTHING other than making a move on her.

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Entry by PookieJones

IF A GOT A CRYPTIC INVITE TO A DINNER PARTY, I WOULDN'T GO. reilalion

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Entry by munagam07

EQUALIZER THE In the event of an imminent blast, instead of casually walking away looking badass, I would definitely run away, fast. CRACKEDOONT

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Entry by JarOCats

After finding stuff that might help me stay alive on a deserted island, I'd open all the boxes. xpay XO All of them. Tine ll Sso.dx World CRACKEDCON T

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Entry by ashtn

IF FRODO REFUSED TO THROW THE RING INTO THE FIRE ... WOULD HAVE PUSHED HIM IN WITH IT.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

If I hid from pursuers in a giant basket and heard a monkey screeching on top of it, I'd make damn sure I stayed perfectly still and quiet.

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If a strange extraterrestrial goop suddenly overtook half a street... MUSHROO I'd get in my car and drive the fu*k out of there CRACKED COM

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CRACKED.CON If the rage monster that had been holding me captive had just gotten his ass kicked by a pack of wolves, I would continue my escape and no

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Entry by jimclass

If only child my brought home a strange who offering him the man was opportunity of lifetime by him a taking on a trip off-planet with no parental sup

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