The way too embarrassing death of the author.

Acting doesn't always translate into screenwriting.

Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.

This would've never happened if Ms. Pac-Man was still alive.

Every once in a while, humanity responds to innovative technology like a caveman banging their head on a rock.

There are belts in your closet that are older than these archeological marvels.

What do you call the opposite of a culture clash?

Spinning in your grave would be more dignified than this.

We love us some alternate history.

Just because a product isn't exciting doesn't mean it's useless.