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21 Lazy Jokes That Hollywood Needs To Stop Making

In case you've never noticed, we kind of have a thing for calling out Hollywood's habit of reusing literally everything. But outside of plots, writers seem to recycle jokes the most.

Which is kind of depressing, because the jokes that used to make us genuinely laugh are now nothing but hollow carcasses of what they once were. For example ...

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

21 Lazy Jokes That Hollywood Needs To Stop Making

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This guy is a virgin SO he lacks basic knowledge of human anatomy. Also since he's not getting laid he is a total loser. And naive. VIRGIN 40 YEAR-O

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Entry by HelloLilly

CRACKED.COM *poking fun at boss *group falls silent* She''s/He's right behind me, isn't she/he?

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Entry by The_MoHan

Two straight guys were just mistaken for a gay couple? Oh, the hilarity.

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Entry by PollyDarton

WOULD BE An ANEAN BANDENAME THIS JOKE HAD A GOOD RUN, BUT IT neeDs TO CALL IT OUS AND not PLAN on A Reunion TOUR.

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDCON RckaMMe ANd AAORY HOW MANY BUMBLING DADS MUSTTV SHOWS ADD... BEFORE THEY REALIZE THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY BUMBLING DADS?

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Entry by The_MoHan

We've seen enough friends accidentally walk in on each other naked. CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by Andrea Meno

The ripped guy who secretly has a gentle, sensitive side. hrooklyn99 It relies on the viewer assuming that anyone who's muscular is a meathead. That's

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FAMILY SURGEDV GUY In 2017 it's pretty absurd, and incredibly lazy, that That character was born with a penis but, wears skirts now gags are still a

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Entry by AsherNitin

Our fathers who art in Hollywood, CRACKED COM deliver US from the trope of the conservative, scientifically illiterate, evolution-denying, homophobic

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THE OVERLY ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER GAG DATES BACK A FEW DECADES. arrested DEVELOPMENT And it wasn't funny then, either. Gthors CRACKED COM

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Entry by OldManRivers

neurotic + insufferable lovable

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JIMMY pla A character loudly singing a nonsensical song is not funny, it's painful. Time for it to stop. CRACKED COM

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You're going to be a father! Wow, your life is ruined!! It's kind of dumb to base a joke on the assumption that all men hate fatherhood. CRACKED COM

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Hollywood is aware that rape jokes are a no-no. GET HARD But apparently they still think prison rape is an appropriate subject to joke about.

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Entry by The_MoHan

PLeASE cUT IT oUT WITH THE THIN CHARACTERS WHO WeRe FORMERLY FAT. FRIEND.S New Girl JUST FRIENDS THE FAT SUITS ARE INSULTING, AS IS THE notion THAT be

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Entry by PookieJones

Hollnwood, ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMA QUEEN GAYS. modern lamily CRACKED COMT

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HEHE YOU SAID... PENAL WANG MOBY-DICK That '70s Show Men Half a and Scrubs Two JOKE IS OVERDUE FOR RETIREMENT. CRACKED COM

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CRACKED CAN WE FINALLY NIX THE GUY IN GIRL ROBE JOKE? FULLER HOUsE

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Old people are bumbling idiots who can't stop sh*tting themselves and breaking their hips after climbing a set Of stairs. Hilarious! Hollywood activ

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Is anyone laughing at all these moms being uptight joyless harpies?

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