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The 25 Most Secretly Unhelpful Things Nice People Do

Despite folks acting like gross piles of garbage on the internet, in real life, people have a tendency to sugarcoat things. And maybe they should act a little garbage-y, because a lot of the behavior we consider "nice" is really anything but.

For example ...

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Entry by kidavalon

Having trouble that level? on Here, let me beat it for you! Q Because not playing is much better than playing! CRACKED CON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

People who wait for others' food to arrive before they eat theirs due to some misguided sense of politeness. For f**k's sake, just eat your damn food

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDCON Telling someone to Smile! You may not mean it with bad intentions, but it's rude to go around ordering people to change the expression on

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Entry by deathpod

DON'T TRY TO WAVE ME THROUGH IF YOU STOPPED FIRST. AFTER YOU AFTER YOU NO AFTER YOU STOP AFTER YOU NO AFTER YOU AFTER YOU NO AFTER YOU AFTER YOU NO AF

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Entry by kidavalon

I've been to this restaurant before SO I'l just order for you! Isn't that.. romantic? CRACKED COM

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Entry by Busteq

Finding out recently something is good/dangerous... Then trying to change everyone's lifestyles around that new fact... CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by milito

It's nice of you to offer to eat lunch with me, but actually I really wanted to enjoy this lunch break alone.

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Entry by BillupsRobot

Seriously, Do not hold doors 7 Your kindness may help one or two people cram into your crowded subway train, but every second a train is held up, thou

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Entry by BillupsRobot

The 25 Most Secretly Unhelpful Things Nice People Do

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Entry by Andrea Meno

CRACKEDG Thanks for the movie TV music recommendations! 0U3 DOCTOR ORANGE WHO 0C22 THE BLACK NEK BERINNO HEEPER BACKWITHCOWIGTON YODG CHARLES OF DICKE

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Entry by jaoafallas

Trying to be positive by saying it could be worse or other people have it worse than you rarely helps. It's not a pissing contest. Don't try to in

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Entry by jaoafallas

Don't tidy up things in someone else's house, unless they ask you to. They might not like people going through their stoff and you'll be giving them a

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Entry by PookieJones

BLANK APOLOGIES ARE MEANINGLESS. I'M Sorry If you don't know what you are sorry about, you really shouldn't be saying it. CRACKED COM

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Entry by PookieJones

Grand romantic gestures don't work in real life liKe they do in the movies. To ME, You ARE PERFECT Maybe you are trying to be nice, but you will still

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Entry by MistakeNot

CRACKEDO Solista HEY, YOU LOOK TIRED AND YOU HAVE BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES. YOU SHOULD GET SOME REST. CERTWICATS MEMBASAI Canto Somba Range Sinfonia O H,

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Entry by Busteq

We won't allow you to stay in here depressed about your break up, so we are going to take you somewhere so you can have a good time instead LL Then

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

People give you that generic 'you did great' comment whenever you show them your work, a performance or something you made. When all you want is const

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Entry by Busteq

Trying to forcibly make you quit your bad habits ling an draebe 'Those? I threw them away. Guess you will now have to spend part of your meager budge

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Entry by grifftill

This Iterrible foodl is delicious! CRACKEDCON You may think you're helping by lying about how good your friend's food is, but really you're just for

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Entry by BillupsRobot

When borrowed your car, U changed the EQ on your stereo around. think it now! sounds way better We don't Nooool the same like of music! even types

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Entry by Busteq

Everything that comes after the phrase: I'm m doing this for your own good CRACKEDCON

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Entry by notjessied

HYOU'RE YOUNG AND HEALTHY; YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AGAIN. CRACKED COM

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Entry by exbelle

Fighting Over the Check Whoever offers first can pay. Making a big show about it is awkward for everyone. CRACKED COM

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Entry by BillupsRobot

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH, TELL ME!! DON'T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'LL EMBARRASS ME, DISCOVERING IT LATER IS WAY WORSE. CRACKED

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Your life would be SO much better if you just stopped being so negative all the time! Because nothing cures depression quicker than telling someone

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