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What does Thor have in common with a dumbell alarm clock? VONEL THOR DUMBELE ALARM CLOCK THOR Nothing. Absolutely nothing. But hey, it's got his name

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'LET THE SUDS FLOW THROUGH YOU with this bizarre massaging Darth Vader shower head with three spray settings. CRACKEDOON

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Volkswagen's bestselling product isn't a car. It's their sausages. VOLKSWAGEN Natrungsmtteiproduktion V SERVICEFACTORY Curry bockwurst D. -38436 Woifs

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After the release of The Little Mermaid, Disney had the bright idea to market DiSNEY NEW! Dip Sea Dooz. Crunchy Bite Sized Breaded Fish Nuggets Bakes

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You can buy an official Bernie Sanders dog leash. W for Bernie Walks WaUrshory Bernie CRACKEDOON

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THE FLAMING LIPS releasedd a special Christmas tree decoration in 2009 - a silver trembling fetus. Frontman Wayne Coyne Coyne described it, as thou

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GAME OF THRONES In 2012 HBO put up scale replicas of the Iron Throne for sale on their website. Coming in at 7 feet and 350 pounds of custom-made fibe

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It's the Tauntaun sleeping bag. Because nothing promotes slumber like the eviscerated cavity Of a slain alien beast. GRACKEDAON

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Looking to display your ironic nerd humor? Check out the Star Wars Admiral Ackbar ADN Singing Bass. This abomination plays the cantina song and Ackbar

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