29 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 29, 2024

29 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 29, 2024

22 Regrettable Times People Spied on Someone

22 Regrettable Times People Spied on Someone

5 Cups of Coffee That Killed People

5 Cups of Coffee That Killed People

Jerry Seinfeld Blames Death of TV Comedy on ‘Extreme Left and PC Crap’

Jerry Seinfeld Blames Death of TV Comedy on ‘Extreme Left and PC Crap’

15 Jokes to Powerwash the Depression Off Your Grey Matter

15 Jokes to Powerwash the Depression Off Your Grey Matter

If Sarcasm Ruled the World

If there's one thing we could use more of, it's sarcasm. Sure it's a barrel of laughs when the guy behind you in line to tells you to "Take your time!" But wouldn't it be great if the ATM could give you crap as well?

We asked you to show us a world in which everything turned sarcastic. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

27

CRACKED COM The metal circles go into the circular This arrow holes. is pointing down. Tabs in locked position. Figure 1. Figure 2. THINK YOU CAN HAND

26
Entry by McBeefy

Online University Education - Online Degrees -University of Phoenix- Mozilla Firefox File Edit View History Bookmarks Tools Help C X http:lfwww.phoeni

25

CRACKED.com Guess What Sherock Fog!

24
Entry by Herr Terror

TM Adobe Photoshop CS2 - Setup Welcome to the Installshield Wizard for Adobe Photoshop CS2 The Installshield(R) Wizard will allow anced Search you to

23

CAUTION! AUTOMATIC GATES NO PLAYING OR CLIMBING ON OR AROUND GATE OR YOU COULD SEE IF YOUR DICK IS so BIG IT WON'T FIT THROUGH THE BARS. YEAH, I THINK

22
Entry by sickandtired

2009 Summer Recital: Sweet Jesus it's starting. Here WO go. Just bear with it... CRACKED.cOM

21
Entry by chromigula

CRACKED.COM XBOX TOTALLY NOT FULL OF 14 YEAR OLDS

20

NITHDRAWAL 0000 AMOUNT: 20.00 AVAILABLE CASH: 20.01 YOU GO, BIG BALLER 2 GAn CRACKED.COM

19
Entry by ThatNewGuy

SLOW CHILDREN CRACKED.COM

18
Entry by weasel99

CRACKED.COM

17
Entry by Christophe

VOLCANO EVACUATION ROUJTE You see that big, loud mountain with fumes coming from the top? WALK TOWARDS IT Ya fucker CRACKED.COM

16
Entry by dagur

oon DIEGO CON TROLAN 21. 33 MAYBE SOMEDAY. w CRACKED.cOM

15
Entry by Renic

If Sarcasm Ruled the World

14
Entry by Sputnik

CRACKED.COM Just Aeohiny, Think about realhard it that L get wou everuthond oenthtg ul want R honda Brmne

13
Entry by Tim_Mixon

CRACKED COMD M CONFIRM ORDER HERE DBL QUARTER POUNDER 3.89 LG Fries 1.49 MED DIET COKE 1.69 THAT'LL REALLY HELP

12
Entry by meggiebux

1 NEVERMIND SMART. YOU'RE MADE IT THIS FAR. I YOU M YOU'LL BE SURE CRACKED.cOM UST FINE.

11
Entry by Spamamander

Registry Editor X fe Edit View Favorites Helo M Comouter Names Type Data 4 HKE CLASSES ROOT HKEY CURRENT USER Confirm File Delete x 1 Aoevents A asr Y

10

ACTUALLY, putting a FUCKING baby inside a plastic container and closing the lid is a great idea. Cheaper than paying a babysitter, and if it shits you

9

Ioop DoO RIG So totally stll ia 'the Hood Sva to Gad PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT CRACKED.cOM

8
Entry by CharlieEmbers

CRACKED.COM 1 NO DIVING eatais nerwenkc OK PN e But sure. Go ahead. Your neck will be broken and you will be underwater. It's your move. show off.

r CRACKED.coM

6
Entry by ahoythere4

DRUG- FREE SCHOOL ZONE Just in case you forgot that a federal ban also applies to public schools CRACKED.coM

5

SPEED LIMIT 3 5 UNLESS. OF COURSE. MR. IMPORTANT IS RUNNING LATE CRACKED.COM

4
Entry by bonzozzy

ROLL SLOWLY YOU ALL, AFTER BEST! KNOW CRACKED.com

3
Entry by Sweets

Wow. That is a fucking awesome letter. Seriously, I think you should talk to a publisher about this. Maybe send it to some writing competitions. Or ad

2
Entry by malifestro

UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER NO, SERIOUSLY--PRETEND YOU'RE REMOVING THIS TAG. TUG AT IT IN A COMICAL FASHION

1
Entry by GundamPanda

3151 ORLEANS NEW EMS 7HI 21 AMHTYA3V .AVO 3VOM T'Mon or aMOD Y8A8089 21 01 3HT YJJDER 2THAI AMTH2AJ BHT YAWYMA 310 AETVEHEHW 330 oa teul 2M3RIZ OMA an

Related:

Want To Win An Awesome Home Arcade AND Donate to Charity All At Once?
Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

Easier Solutions to Movie Plots

This is for all of you who wished the Bond villain would stop with the convoluted traps and just shoot Bond in the head. Photoshop your more efficient resolutions of movie plots that would have gotten the movie over with much sooner, then post them at the link above. You may win $50.

You can see our pick for the most baffling entry of the week on Twitter or for other entries that didn't make it, check here. And check out what would happen If Everyone Had an Unlimited Advertising Budget. For pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.