After hearing about an apparently mortal bit of medicine known as a coffee enema, I was dismayed to find out how many results on Google still needed to recommend people not try it for themselves. If you think cold brew gives you the shakes, try boofing a cup of Starbucks blonde. By which I mean, do not do this, for the love of god. A coffee enema, if you need clarification, is the act of injecting coffee into your anus. While the coffee is inserted at room temperature, three people have died from such enemas — either due to electrolyte imbalance or sepsis.
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Panera’s Deadly Lemonade
Okay, so it’s not coffee, but I couldn’t not mention the coffee alternative that favorite restaurant of sad workers everywhere, Panera, dropped recently. The one that killed multiple people. Common sense would have you believe that caffeinated lemonade has to be a slightly more chill beverage when it comes to caffeine content than black coffee, but this lemonade was secretly packing a shocking amount of caffeine. A single large “Charged Lemonade,” at 390 milligrams, already pushes the daily limit of 400 milligrams caffeine for a healthy adult. So when a 46-year-old man tosses back three in a row, you've got a serious problem.