What are you gonna do, cry about it?
Those damn dirty... cats?
There is no more potent nightmare fuel than a snake the size of a school bus
That smile’s only been mysterious as of recent times
I wouldn’t recommend ignoring them, either
The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
I hope you like smoking
An actual Ronald McDonald got sued by McDonald’s — and won
Typically, it works the opposite way. So maybe this is better?
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
And yes, they were highly effective
He’s real, he’s my friend and he’s innocent
The worst part about your kid lying to you? Probably the murder part