He pretty much pissed himself the moment he set foot on the moon
Take me into your icy embrace, lord
Just stop inventing things!
With the right joke, you can make everyone think they’ll die next
Turns out there’s science behind the office desk-drawer sweatshirt
One tiny mouse can ruin a hundred human’s weekends
No one knew it was illegal to steal a plane till someone went and did it
How many bites of black-dotted bagel before they throw you in the brig?
From a safe distance, you can appreciate the craftsmanship
Behold! A vacuum cleaner that can fly
The MLB has a rich history of foul gestures, surprise dildos and public sex
People were writing computer programs before computers. They just had no way to run them
I feel like he could have just put ‘c’mon now’
The mystery of the mosh pit was solved long ago
Could I finish a full ep of a Netflix show?