The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading.

More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them.

At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.

We apologize in advance for the eight most offensive entries, #8 to #1.

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RICHARD DAWKINS The CLAUS Delusion CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Sanchez .

THE Confusing Tingle 0 CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Wibblewobble

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Entry by aiexc86

DBLUXE ANALVERSARY EDITION Normal Boneswell CLIFFORD THE BIG RED ROCKET CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by chefwhit

MAGIC House #13 TREE CRACKED.COM

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don't love cem HOES A 123 SEESAME STREET INTRODUCTION TO PIMPING FOR YOUNG BOYS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Ian Fortey

karen katz crazy uncle cannibal and the syriously S1Y Siew CRACKED.COM

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Chratesulcll your Teach Daddy's in the Shower Everyone should know how small his dick is A Book About Telling the Truth CRACKED.COM

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AMERICA by Yasuo Fukuda STAH Dissolute Whore avL A of' a Nation CRACKED.HOM

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Entry by Gonz

The Shitting Tree byScatmancrothers CRACKED.COM atthan

YouCanAy'Too! Just like a Bird New from our YES YOU CAN Series! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by kicsiviz

SALLY RED-SHOES LEARNS ABOUT owCost TRAVEL AIR MAL. 2A57711 A SALLY REDESHOES BOOK CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by mnemosyne23

Child's A Primer To A'nimal Gruelty 150T ANNIVERSARY EDITION By SIR THACKERY BLACKGUARD WIIll 4 rOrWaBD BY De BINIAMIN SAK CRACKED.COM

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Entry by mnemosyne23

JShould Have lsed Protection on From highty and other lessons of teen pregnancy by introduction Reynolds special CRACKED.COM a Jones WVith Star

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Entry by Moarisa

You're different. And that's baaaad! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Christina H

The Hardy Boys THE MYSTERYO of THE TORTURE CABIN THE HARDY BOYS STORES JAMES WAN we CRACKED.coM

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Entry by Christina H

A children's ALPHABET of racial slurs by Michael Richards A A B C D E F G H i J CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Nedroid

You Con't Be an ASTRONAUT! It's Just Not Realistic! by Joseph Smets

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Entry by noriyaega

Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Fun Microwave Games Valerie Greeley CRACKED.COM

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Entry by SamLowery

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Entry by Sanchez .

YKAAAAAARRRRCH TO SCREAM LIKE A ROCK TIME AM! HYRAX 3 IT'S Mike Bastard FICAN'T GET ANY SLEEP THEN NEITHER WILL ANYBODY ELSE BOOK 1 CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Sanchez .

THE INVISIBLE HILD-EATING CROCODILES THAT LIVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE Mike Bastard CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Sanchez .

Sharing is for Losers An Ayn Rand Primer PISS OFF CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by schramm

My older Brother, the TRANNY CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by scoots

THIS NAKED PICTURE OF Your Mom m is going to get you a lot of fucking presents CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Senor_Taco

Richard Scarry's Funny Tapeworm Stories Oae D Aes! Your ItsIn CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Starman

#69 The Borcar Children THE NAKED NEIGHBOR BOY MYSTERY CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by sugarspliff

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE 10 THE CLASSIC SERIES IS BACK! CHOOSE FROM 28 POSSIBLE ENDINGS. OH SHIT! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BY R. A. MONTGOMERY CRACKED.COM

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Entry by tayser

WHERE'S MY FUCKING HEAD?! A children's guide to the Islamic justice system 009 CRACKED.COM

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HOP BY BEAD E Ch Becinner Ronks ON POp BUT SERIOUSLY, WAICH OuT FOR POPS BALLS CRACKED.cOM

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Seuss By etal Geeer ocs One fish tWo fish red fish blue fish An introduction to bioinformatic methods in cladistics CBACKED COM

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Entry by what_the!?

Mommy Has it Coming... Now Stop Crying and Get Me a Beer, Daddy's Gonna Be While! a By Desi Arnaz CRACKED.COM

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But I Poop From There CRACKED.COM

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Entry by scoots

Found a DEAD BIRD Will it fit up my ass? a kid's guide to things you can stick in your pooper CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by 8bithero

When Gay Elephants SNEEZE/ Home ett Home CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by 8bithero

Now, THA AUDREY by WOOD Was An Orgy! Illustrated by DON WOOD CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Dave Hilter

ANAL BEADS... tmay Go LIP YOUR BU7H! By Dustin Diamond CRACKED COM

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Entry by I-Rod

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Entry by naosix

uncle Charics Pop-Up Book Written and Performed y: uncle CharCic CRACKED.cOM.

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Entry by beavertoes

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