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If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

You do have to feel a little bit sorry for movie poster designers, who have to try to make even the most worthless of turds seem like something a person should spend money on. What if one day they just snapped, and made the posters say what we're all thinking? We asked you to show us what those posters would look like, and offered $50 to the winner. But before we show you that, let's have a look at the runners-up:

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by JimJenkins

the twilightsa saga breaking dawn part 1 11.18.11 it's not like your girlfriend is going to mastubate while thinking of you BreskinDawn- TheMovie.com

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Entry by Kittylouise

DICOLAS LAE GHOST RIDER 2 THAT'IS RIGHT 2 SAID 2 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Andrew Burch

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Entry by Kittylouise

MICKEY ROURKE ASON STATHAM Jrt LI ERIC ROFURTS PENTABU ARNOLD SCH ARZEN EGGER SYLVESTER STALLONE THE EXPENDABLES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH BOTCH

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Entry by IHeartGrammar

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Entry by wrestledoodle

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

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Entry by spaceman300

CHAISTOPHER VIRGINIA MICHAEL CEAN LAMBERT MADSEN IRONSIDE AND CONNERY HIGHLANDER2 THE QUICKENING AND YES WE Did WATCH THE FIRST ONE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by PeterBanning

JOHN TRAVOLTACAGE NICOLAS ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS IS A DERANGED CRIMINAL WHO IN ONE SCENE SEXUALLY ASSAULTS A CHOIRGIRL WHILE DRESSED AS A PRIEST. BUT

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Entry by pandorawombat

NICOLAS CAGE So much better than the original. No really - because in the original they TOTALLY didnt burn Nicholas Cage alive! BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SE

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Entry by luvthecubs

NOTHING LIKE AND JUST AS GOOD As HARRY POTTER PERGY JACKSONEOLYMPIANS LIGHTNING THIEF THE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Kbomb13

KEVIN JAMES Your kid wants to see a movie. It's either this or Hotel For Dogs. PAUL BLART MALL COP SAFETY NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY t JANUARY 16 MCRACKED.

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Entry by johnnydakota

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

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Entry by JimJenkins

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Entry by HaywireLiar

WHAT DID KING'S SPEECH DO LAST YEAR? WELL TAKE THAT ADD A VAGINA PLUS A GHOST AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE A DAMN THING MERYL STREEP The IRON LADY CRACKED.C

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Entry by firewok5000

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

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Entry by auntiewarhol

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Entry by aerodynamite

WOODY HARRELSON ANORE PRO BENJAMIN WILLFERRELI SEM flint TROPIC 33 WILL FERRELL STRIKES GOLD WITH A COMPLETELY NEW AND ORIGINAL CHARACTER THAT'S NOT J

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Entry by Ted E.

DENISE RICHARDS EUGENE LEVY ROMEO MILLER I HAVE HEARD YOUR NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS AND I TAKE THEM VERY SERIOUSLY. WAIT A MINUTE. NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

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Entry by williamblake

ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION B E S T FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM A film this serious and historically accurate could never be parodied. STARRING BRUNO GANZ APRI

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Entry by Tomie

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

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Entry by roguematt

NINETEEN FAMOUS PEOPLE. IT'S WHAT MAKES VALENTINE'S DAY THE PERFECT DATE MOVIE OVER LOW-BUDGET CRAP LIKE ONCE. JESSICA ALBA KATHY BATES JESSICA BIEL

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKED.cOM DiSNEY PIRATES. of thc CARIBBEAN AT WORLD'S END Thar, she blows!

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Entry by Reo

CRACKED.cOM MEL GIBSON FIL M THE PASSION OF THE CHRISIT Starring Cat O' Ninetails TRRUARY AARKSAS

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Entry by ralphmiller

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Entry by johnnydakota

IT SO ISN'T PRETTY MUCH THE FIRST ONE ONLY IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY... HANGOVER THE PART I BANGKOK HAS THEM NOW MEMORIALT DAY OLOUY wwrtharoovengarteen

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Entry by fairfax

Don't worry, we totally explain this s**t. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY CRACKED.cOn MGM PRESENTIS THE STANLEY KUBRICK PRODI

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Entry by derivative

M CARREY Quoting this movie will make you as funny as Jim Carrey! (Especially when you attemptyour dead-on impression of him. dude.) VENTURA ACE DETEC

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Entry by bunker6

EDDIE MRPHY A Thousand Words So Hollywood finally ran OUt of Eddie Murphy fat suits then? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Six7Six7

ALPACINO SCARFACE You know what this poster would look great next to? A Bob Marley flag and a string of Corona Christmas lights. You'll get so much pu

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