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23 Painfully Honest Valentine's Day Cards

People play Valentine's Day pretty safe. Kids send the same cards featuring famous cartoon characters. Adults use Hallmark to write blandly complimentary things to each other. We asked you to show us what it would look like if people used valentines to express the awkward, vulnerable truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Randall Marsh

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Entry by stevefulton

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PLeas CRACKED.cOM a Be MiME T AM SO LOAELY CRAZY FOR YOO

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Entry by RMThompson

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Entry by roguematt

DEAR MOMMY, TEACHER MADE US GLUE STUFF SOME TOGETHER. THEN LATE THE GLUE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by maluba

don't know WA7 my friends are talking about... You're totally not out of my league CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by CapnPixter

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKED.COM my Darling if will you marry me... ... I promise to cherish your citizenship like it's my own

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Entry by Randall Marsh

You're pretty close to the top of the list in my spank-bank (if you don't count pornstars, pop singers, co-workers, fictional characters, or Scarlett

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Entry by HamFan

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY To the MOST amazingly beautiful, unbelievably attractive and sexiest woman in the world... ...that could get. For now. CRACKED.C

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Entry by matteoms

23 Painfully Honest Valentine's Day Cards

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Entry by Jungling

After ten years I'm happy to say, I still want you every day. Please wear your glasses when we play, So can pretend you're Tina Fey. CRACKED .COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by cmsmith

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Baby, you are the Love of my life. Only you are SO Wonderful and giving. Just want to Offer my love to my Beautiful woman. PLEASE be mine this Valenti

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by roguematt

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