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If you're anything like us, when you can't find your keys or notice yet another lonely orphan in your sock drawer, your first thought is that you've been the victim of an extremely elaborate, and pointless conspiracy. We asked you to show us what those conspiracies might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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