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If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth

When you look at someone's tattoo, all you really know about that person is that they have low self esteem and at least enough money to purchase a tattoo. That's pretty much it.

Well, we told you to show us what tattoos would look like if they were honest, and you did. If more people got tattoos like these, it'd be quite a time saver.

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You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Historical Events As Drawn By a Five Year-Old.

We're doing it a little different this week. This will be more about drawing than Photoshopping, so break out MS Paint or whatever equivalent you have, and show us famous historical events as they'd be drawn by a kid with crayons who knows nothing about history.

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