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Robotman Canada
Real Name: Chris Bucholz
Member Since: September 9th, 2005
About Me:
Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.
5 Stupid, Stupid Things Humanity Has Shot Into Space
Ever since man first gazed up at the night sky, we knew we'd one day need to put some junk up in it.
5 Crazy Conspiracy Theories From All Around The World
If there's one thing the Illuminati don't lack, it's ambition.
5 Heartwarming Stories That Are Also Totally Hilarious
We present the most heartwarming animal stories we could find ... which also come with a nice cool chaser of hilarity.
6 Famous Things That Only Exist Thanks To Laziness
Sometimes, the most magical of movie moments is created by a brilliant visionary simply giving up.
Donald Trump's 6 Very Real, Very Insane Tips For A Good Life
What a rich source of lifestyle advice he would be, if only he'd share this with us.
5 Street Drugs Your Doctor Might Prescribe You Someday
Drugs are bad, and ... oh wait. It seems the rest of this article says that drugs are good.
6 Backstage Disasters From Famous Movie Scenes
It takes an awful lot of trickery to make a movie look good.
5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed
With the skies growing more crowded every year, and the airlines losing their sense of shame every day, flight delays have gone from being a rare event to a reliable nuisance for anyone who chooses to travel by air.
Why Your Brain Can't Empathize With Large Tragedies
There's a good chance that when you learn about tragedies on television you will care far more about smaller tragedies where only one person died.
The (Not So) Secret Reason Twitter Keeps Screwing Up
There's obviously a consistent disconnect between Twitter's users and the company itself.
6 Book Flaws That Make Parents Hate Reading To Their Kids
Baby books already don't get a ton of respect, but some are even worse than you would imagine.
5 Reasons We Need To Slow The Hell Down On Social Media
Social media is loaded with amazing people, hilarious jokes, and insightful commentary -- any of which can throw everyone into a murderous rage at a moment's notice.
If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You're Not Wrong
We are seeing a collision between two immutable laws of fiction which have lived side by side within the show for years.
5 Well-Meaning Rules New Parents Will See Blown To Hell
Join me, won't you, on a trip through the shadowy fields of self-deception.
5 Fictional Supercomputers And How We'd Actually Use Them
Skynet fridges. It's a win-win: we get awesome fridges, and Skynet gets to live.
6 Ways We Try To Make Sense Of Trump By Simplifying Him
Whether it's as a genius businessman, pawn of the Russians, or Buffoon of the Apocalypse, everyone has their preferred version of Donald Trump.
5 Awesome Things We Keep Ruining Over And Over And Over
In our relentless pursuit to improve everything, we, more often than not, end up screwing things up entirely.
