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The Fastest Way to Get Fired

Every job has at least one unforgivable sin that will get an employee booted on the spot. We asked you to show us the world's most fire-able offenses.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Rattlesnake

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Entry by Noonan422

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Entry by Lillian Marx

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Entry by diluded000

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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Entry by Murray Blanc

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Entry by JustinFowler

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Entry by chicagonative

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Entry by Chenning

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