Everyone involved in the following initiatives meant well, but well-meaning bad ideas are still bad ideas.

It's often downright baffling that a) people came up with these ideas and b) that it totally freaking worked.

If your experience with bedbugs (which I sincerely hope you never have) is anything like mine and my wife's, here's what you have to look forward to.

It turns out the world is full of zero-cost solutions that save lives. It's just a matter of convincing people to use them.

P.T. Barnum would be proud.

It's all in the name of anti-terrorism and public safety, of course, but the London 2012 Olympics will be the most sinister sporting event ever held outside of 'Battle Royale.'

Evolution is a fickle mistress. We have opposable thumbs, but also get headaches if we eat ice cream too fast. But some of the everyday annoyances that drive us crazy are exactly what made modern humanity possible.

When it comes to lowering your expectations of the adult world, it doesn't get much better than finding out about this kind of crap.

Some day you might wind up in front of a judge due to a 'hilarious' misunderstanding (or because you had to murder some dudes). If so, there are several things that can tip the scales of justice in your favor that have nothing to do with the law or evidence.

It turns out that the great men and women lauded by society for mainstream discoveries, and the underground smut peddlers who advanced the art of masturbation, are often the same people.